Brendan Schaub ties his shoes

[sparkuri]

****BREAKING****


Reports are coming in on several prominent MMA outlets that professional podcaster and former MMA fighter BRENDAN SCHAUB has tied his shoes.

The MMA Community has reached out to his mom for confirmation but has yet to receive comment.

We'll be following this story closely, stay tuned into The MMA COMMUNITY for this and other breaking news headlines.

 

[jason73]

I thought for sure he wore velcro

 

[Filthy]

according to Q, he used an Ian knot and this signifies that the Special Master will prostrate himself before Trump on Thursday

 

[ejlarson]

EXCELLENT!!!!!

 

[sparkuri]

EXCELLENT!!!!!

 

[jimmy boogaloo]

ha he is a cunt, isn't he. agree it's a bit crazy that people be like HOLD THE PHONE! BRENDAN IS GETTING READY TO SPEAK

 

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