General Buying a Compound and Starting a Cult

[Rambo John J]

TME


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsRCyFieSdw

85334 S Willamette St, Eugene, OR 97405 | MLS #22552723 | Zillow

For sale This 10352 square foot single family home has 4 bedrooms and 3.0 bathrooms. It is located at 85334 S Willamette St Eugene, Oregon.

www.zillow.com

 

[Hauler]

You're gonna need a cool name and a fixed set of beliefs/practices.

Make it something cool. If we have to eat your poop I'm not that interested.

 

[Rambo John J]

You're gonna need a cool name and a fixed set of beliefs/practices.

Make it something cool. If we have to eat your poop I'm not that interested.

haha
Did you watch the video?
Got any ideas for improvements on the compound?
Interested in purchasing the 6 foot tall crystal buddha?

I'm leaning towards a sex cult, but still on the fence to be honest.
I have a micropenis and that might not be enough hammer to take guys girlfriends and wives from them.

 

[Hauler]

Did you watch the video?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

TME


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsRCyFieSdw

85334 S Willamette St, Eugene, OR 97405 | MLS #22552723 | Zillow

For sale This 10352 square foot single family home has 4 bedrooms and 3.0 bathrooms. It is located at 85334 S Willamette St Eugene, Oregon.

www.zillow.com

I didn't realize Lacey Chabert was selling real estate now.

 

[Rambo John J]

It's 2 minutes and no funny business. Watching it is a prerequisite for joining the cult and giving me a chance to take your wives.

I will have free beer and mushrooms.

 

[Rambo John J]

I didn't realize Lacey Chabert was selling real estate now.

Times are tough dude
Inflation

 

[Rambo John J]

This is dumb and stupid.

 

[Rambo John J]

This is the Orgy Room

 

[Hauler]

I didn't realize Lacey Chabert was selling real estate now.

She's in a bunch of these Hallmark movies that my wife watches. She always plays a goodie goodie - but I have a feeling she gets down.

 

[Judobill]

That place is badass. How much is it?
Never mind, I see 2 mil.

 

[Rambo John J]

She's in a bunch of these Hallmark movies that my wife watches. She always plays a goodie goodie - but I have a feeling she gets down.

She will be my Sheila

 

[NotBanjaxo]

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This is the Orgy Room

Nice easy clean floor, although you may want to put some sort of gutter around the raised floor section to drain away the bodily fluids.

Overall for the compound - 10/10, would happily drink a cyanide laced cocktail on your command.

 

[Rambo John J]

That place is badass. How much is it?

2.25 million

We are gonna make magic happen up there Bill
Please join us and bring your loved ones

 

[Hauler]

She will be my Sheila
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That ain't her, bruh.

 

[Judobill]

2.25 million

We are gonna make magic happen up there Bill
Please join us and bring your loved ones

I’m in.

 

[Rambo John J]

That ain't her, bruh.

We apparently have a case of mistaken identity

Interesting development indeed

 

[Hauler]

We apparently have a case of mistaken identity

Interesting development indeed

 

[Rambo John J]

Can't wait to get @SongExotic2 's ass in this sex swing, might even lock him inside it like @Madmartigan from Willow
Here is where the rest of the Cult Members will be staying, heavily fortified

I have big plans for this area, possibly breeding tigers and a drug lab...Open to any other ideas of course.

Orgy Room again

Planning to expand and develop the rest of the 82 acres and purchasing all surrounding real estate, Cult will house approx 1,300 people within 2 years.
We plan on extensive underground facilities complete with Bowling Alley and multiple sex dungeons. I'm looking for investors @Lars

 

[SongExotic2]

Have you considered tigers and drug labs ?

 

[SongExotic2]

Nevermind

 

[FINGERS]

America is so cool!

 

[MMAHAWK]

@Pork Chop Express
I’ve got the track suits covered

 

[Dick Niaz]

Will snacks be provided?

 

[Rambo John J]

Will snacks be provided?

Yes
We will also be raising Goats
You will be in charge of milking them