Lifestyle Caitlin Jenner wants to become mother..

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  1. robzombie

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    I have a girl friend who used to be a he and since she went through the change it all made sense for her. She doesn’t feel the need to procreate though, she’s just happy to go and get her nails done and buy a fuckload of stilettos.
     
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    Was your "friend" born in Germany, per chance?
     
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    If it were me, I'd have got them to give me the chopped off willy, pickled it and posted pics here.
     
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    You would probably be PINKED if you post them pictures, fyi
     
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  7. Wild..

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    You need to sign the waiver and quit acting like Caitlin Jenner, you pecker tucking pussy
     
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    Yeah, but at least he/she could afford good therapy.
     
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    If either of them had sperm frozen pre-chop, they can do surrogacy or whatever other rich people shit. They can still do that, too, with sperm donation.
     
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    They could adopt me. For a cool 10 million I will call them whatever they want.
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    I guess when I think of a couple having a child I think of them both contributing something. Call me old fashioned.
     
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    You are a relic. When I think of kids these days I think of Warcraft and third gender non binary pansexuals
     
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    Old fashioned.




    I agree with you, though. They will not be a couple having a child. Neither of them can give birth, and supposedly, neither of them can contribute something. I don’t know if they have fake vaginas.
     
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    Because that’s who you are.
     
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    Agreed.
    Caitlyn Bruce has got so many issues to fix.... adopting a poor kid that needs stable and loving parents (emphasis on stable) should be the last of her his priorities
     
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    ...and the age problem. She's going to pop her clogs pretty soon and the child will be dragged up by other family members left with that burden.
     
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    And they’re totally retarded too!!
     
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    would not want that for my "mom"?
     
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    You don't get to choose you mom, Momo.
     
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    I think they’ve pretty much all cut her off now anywhore.
     
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