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Filthy

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make sure your 'shaka' hand has plenty of tape on the fingers, and post pics of every training session.

say Oss at work.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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now we're talking. do you find the hot sauce to add any tingly feeling to your skin or do you like to freelance it?
Okay so first I go and get a nice 5 gallon (18.9 litre) pail and lid. I need this to last a few weeks.

I then gather the following ingredients:
1 litre of extra virgin olive oil.
1 industrial tub of Vaseline.
2 bottles of jergens.
1 bottle of Johnson & Johnson hand cream
1 bottle of Franks Hoy Sauce Xtra Hot
And finally a vial of tears from a small child (I usually give my small niece the people's elbow).

I combine all of that into the five gallon pail and mix it with a paint stirring drill attachment for half an hour.
needs more acai berries and tea tree oil.

but it's a start.
 

Limpy

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Oct 20, 2015
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L'Oreal make some good stuff. Be sure it doesn't have built in UV protection tho or it makes your eyes sting
If it gets down your peehole does it sting as well? I once used Pert Plus shampoo and it got in there and I couldn’t sleep because it hurt so bad.
 

SongExotic2

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If it gets down your peehole does it sting as well? I once used Pert Plus shampoo and it got in there and I couldn’t sleep because it hurt so bad.
Don't know


Will investigate and report back