General Canada can't ketchup

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  1. Hauler

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    Apparently the entire country of Canada has no idea how to get ketchup out of a bottle so Heinz is helping them out.

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  2. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Canadian: Let's pour ketchup on Lays potato chips!

    American:

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    The ketchup is the string, you are the cats and Canadians are teasing you with it. (malevolent laugh)
     
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  4. Sex Chicken

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    Canada- Cucking America Since 1867

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    Wtf
     
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  6. JonJonesBeard

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    It's a publicity stunt. Apparently it worked.
     
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    they are probably trying to move those old ass glass bottles of ketchup that no one buys anymore. the squeeze bottle pretty much made them obsolete . i thought this thread was going to be about when heinz closed their windsor plant and people switched to frenchs ketchup for like a week and then switched back
    https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/french-s-ketchup-canada-1.4104656
     
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    I don't know anyone who switched back.
     
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    i have both in my fridge but i use sriracha more than ketchup
     
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  10. Hauler

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    Finally got the ketchup to come out of the bottle, eh? That's gotta be a good feeling.
    I'm happy for ya, bro. ;)
     
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    I'm an adult so I don't really use ketchup but they gave up a bunch of Canadian market share when they NAFTA'ed their Canadian factory. They're trying to figure out ways back into Canadian fridges.
     
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    Interdasting. They still have a monopoly on the ketchup market in the U.S.
     
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    Middle-aged weirdos from Ontario eat a lot of horseradish
     
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    I guess making sure people of Canuckia know how to extract the product from the bottle is a pretty good start.

    Also - LOL @ "Canadian Fridges"
    Don't you mean "outside".
     
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    Hey!
    I love horseradish.

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    Sorry @jason73@jason73

    Middle-aged weirdos from Ontario and the Midwest
     
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    It was in leamington

    Which is less gross den windsor
     
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    If he was hetero this would be an alarming photo.
     
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    I thought people of the 51st State loved the French? How is French's not the leading brand anyway?

    I've seen French's mustard. Can't say I've ever spotted their ketchup.
     
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    everything is less gross than windsor except maybe sarnia
     
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    i cant speak for the ontarians but western canada hates the french with a passion
     
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    I've noticed western Canadians sound like I'm talking to someone from Seattle, while eastern Canadians sound like I'm talking to someone from Paris who is struggling with the English language.
     
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    those are the fuckers who say aboot
     
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