General Canada can't ketchup

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  1. jason73

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    dirty frogs cooking snails and goose livers over a garbage can full of birch bark
     
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    The poutine is really good though
     
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    Poutine and strippers
     
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    So I've been told
     
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    Is that you in the background?
     
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    What background?
     
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    Do dat 2 me
     
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    You're obviously talking about crossing from tight-ass stuck up Ottawa to trashy Hull-gatineau.
    Culture shock indeed
     
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  12. otaku1

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    So true
    Especially for people from Toronto.
    Trying so hard to be an American liberal pc utopia. They even have a fake times square

    @Splinty@Splinty you probably have noticed Canadians have a serious inferiority complex towards the US?
     
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  13. The Koala Bear Jew

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    Oh hush. You guys wish your were France.
     
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    Why don't cars sold in Quebec come with turn signals?
     
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    Good observation about the fruit pickers phenomenon in bc that often attracts a sub class of Quebec society.( yep it sounds condescending I stand by it.) They barely speak English, mAny of them don't have much of an education... But for some reason they dream of going to bc and Jasper in Ab. Yet they're oblivious to the rednecks hating on them. It's strange for sure.
    I never got it.

    As for learning french being painful I can understand. I mean... Having to learn a second language is terrible.. expanding your horizons and stuff is cruel and dam right oppressive. After all Mandarin should have been the logical choice given the fact that bc authorities are pretty much selling the province to the Chinese for a quick buck.

    Oh well
    Rain is wet
    French will be french
    Rednecks will be hating ;)


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    Don't get me started on this
    It pisses me off
    I must be the only person in Quebec signalling.
     
  17. JonJonesBeard

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    Did someone from Montreal, just call Gatineau trashy?
     
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    Yep
    Gatineau/Hull is known in Quebec
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  19. JonJonesBeard

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    I not surprised you know it. It surprises me to hear someone from Montreal talk down about it.
     
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    Montreal is sophisticated and sleazy, Hull is troglodytic and trashy.

    - MTL jerk
     
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    Hull doesn't exist anymore, bro.
     
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    You really don’t realize how hostile and entitled Westerners are until you go out there for a bit.
     
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  23. The Koala Bear Jew

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    I am not typing out that bullshit name
     
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    Lars knows his Quebec.
    Lol
     
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    You mean... English speaking westerners?
    Yep agreed
     
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