General Canada can't ketchup

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  1. jason73

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    lol @ the smug eastern elitism
     
  2. JonJonesBeard

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    You do if you have the internet.
     
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  3. Nemo?

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    tabernac mon amie

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  4. The Koala Bear Jew

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    East is shit, west is shit.

    Everywhere is shit man. You guys gotta get over that chip on your shoulder

    And stop whining
     
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  5. The Koala Bear Jew

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    It’s because you are an Eastern elitist! How dare you exist!
     
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  6. jason73

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    enjoy your bagged milk and equalization money
     
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    They are both delicious.
     
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  10. JonJonesBeard

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    I used to think equalization payment were really unfair, but I'm starting to really enjoy them. They're like the Trump presidency of inter-provincial relations.
     
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    What Eastern elitist country club are you from @JonJonesBeard@JonJonesBeard ?
    PEI?
    Nova Scotia?
    New Brunswick?
    Oh the mystery!
     
  12. JonJonesBeard

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    Ontario, I don't even know if we get equalization payments anymore. I just always laugh at the logic I hear regarding them.

    Albertans: Hey, Hewfoundland. Give us all your able bodied workers for our oil fields.

    Also Albertans: Hey, Newfoundland why can't you feeloaders grow your economy?
     
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    she looks like she climaxed without homeboy even touching her.
     
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    Lol
    That is sweet irony
     
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    French's mustard runs shit in the U.S. market. I've never even seen French's ketchup
     
  18. JonJonesBeard

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    You haven't lived.
     
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  19. Tom Terrific

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    One pro tip I can share though is regardless of brand, spend an extra 50 cents on an organic ketchup variety. I bought it by accident one time and it changed my life.

    Much better and less acidic than regular ketchup.
     
  20. Tom Terrific

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    You sure it's not just something you weirdo Canadians eat that never took off here, like ketchup-flavored potato chips?
     
  21. The Koala Bear Jew

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    Honestly it’s a bit runny and vinegary
     
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  22. JonJonesBeard

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    It definitely is. It took off because it's made here and they gave it a marketing push when Heinz stopped making ketchup here. Canadians love them some shit with a maple leaf slapped on it.
     
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    You eat ass, let's not get picky about brands of ketchup.
     
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  24. Tom Terrific

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    So even if it were kosher you still wouldn't eat it?
     
  25. Tom Terrific

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    Then stop PM'ing me and begging me for advice on "food, girls, and just life in general ya know"
     
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