General Canada can't ketchup

[member 1013]

Then stop PM'ing me and begging me for advice on "food, girls, and just life in general ya know"

You don’t need to be so salty bruv

 

[member 3289]

You don’t need to be so salty bruv

 

[member 3289]

Just walked down the condiments aisle. It turns out we do have French's

Enjoy your bottom-shelf ketchup, losers

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Just walked down the condiments aisle. It turns out we do have French's

Enjoy your bottom-shelf ketchup, losers

That's good product placement for ketchup's target market. Children.

Is that Sriracha ketchup?

 

[member 3289]

That's good product placement for ketchup's target market. Children.

Is that Sriracha ketchup?

Yes. I've never had it.

Unrelated but Hunt's is what people who can't afford Heinz buy. It's the only ketchup @HEATH VON DOOM has ever eaten

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Yes. I've never had it.

Unrelated but Hunt's is what people who can't afford Heinz buy. It's the only ketchup @HEATH VON DOOM has ever eaten

I only eat the brands with Catsup on the label.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Yes. I've never had it.

Unrelated but Hunt's is what people who can't afford Heinz buy. It's the only ketchup @HEATH VON DOOM has ever eaten

I'm pretty sure every restaurant I was ever in, in the state of New York had Hunt's ketchup with the possible exception of Denny's.

 

[otaku1]

I'm pretty sure every restaurant I was ever in, in the state of New York had Hunt's ketchup with the possible exception of Denny's.

I didn't know you went to fancy restaurants

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I didn't know you went to fancy restaurants

Back in my younger days I romanced many fine ladies. From the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.

 

[otaku1]

Back in my younger days I romanced many fine ladies. From the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.

You cornered the market.
Marketing genius.