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La Paix

Fuck this place
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Jan 14, 2015
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@conor mcgregor nut hugger I know you’re fascinated by Canadian culture and our slang.
Have you ever heard of a “Kelowna Handshake”?
It’s when two guys on rollerblades jerk each other off on a city bus.
Those handshakes created opportunities to meet babes on traditional skates. Keep walking around town while your hate boils over.

 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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It's like you have no knowledge of the Cascadia Subduction Zone of southwestern BC at all.
The furthest west I’ve been is Regina and it was a nightmare. I competed in the National Wrestling championships, and I went 0-2. I lost to a kid from Saskatchewan who had cut so much weight that his butt cheeks didn’t cover his butthole. I saw him naked at weigh ins and he it was like he was a cat. Just an exposed butthole as an ass.
Because of this I’ve never returned.

It was a bullshit call I lost on too.
I ate at the Keg there though and it was pretty good.
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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lost to a kid from Saskatchewan who had cut so much weight that his butt cheeks didn’t cover his butthole. I saw him naked at weigh ins and he it was like he was a cat. Just an exposed butthole as an ass.
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ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Jan 14, 2015
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They're all like "Oh soary soary soary soary soary" all the time, and they're always making ice hockey references like anyone who doesn't live in a frozen shithole knows what they're talking about or gives a fuck.

Also ketchup chips are fukn disgusting.

Everyone agree?
I disagree on all points. Ketchup chips are gross and playoff hockey, juniors and Olympic hockey are only interesting to me.

Sorry