Society Canadians are weird...

[ShatsBassoon]

Ice hockey is a fag sport

Dolphins updated their logo

 

[Limpy]

Dolphins updated their logo

 

[La Paix]

The furthest west I’ve been is Regina and it was a nightmare. I competed in the National Wrestling championships, and I went 0-2. I lost to a kid from Saskatchewan who had cut so much weight that his butt cheeks didn’t cover his butthole. I saw him naked at weigh ins and he it was like he was a cat. Just an exposed butthole as an ass.
Because of this I’ve never returned.

It was a bullshit call I lost on too.
I ate at the Keg there though and it was pretty good.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Canadian lumberjack

Florida hipster

Stopped at Target, went to the built in Starbucks and saw a kid working at the target in that exact outfit, sans beard and axe, but with thick black rimmed glasses and the swoopy haircut.

 

[Sex Chicken]

You ate at a metal container of beer?

"The Keg" is a chain of steak restaurant in Canada. A steak is a cut of meat (usually beef) that is grilled or seared at a very high temperature. It costs about as much as 20 hot dogs. Does Kisssimee have restaurants? Think of a hot dog stand with a big room around it, and you sit down. You have to wear a shirt and shoes. You aren't allowed to vape. You probably wouldn't like it.

 

[SongExotic2]

Didn't read

Can't abide em

Flappy headed moose fuckers, all of them.

Shit at fighting too

 

[SongExotic2]

Also make terrible admins

 

[Hauler]

Then French.

I can't understand that French/Canadian accent to save my life. I have a guy that contacts me for work purposes every once in a while, and I never answer his call unless I feel like I'm up for the challenge of trying to figure out what the fuck he's trying to sell me.

It usually results in me saying "What?" about 10 times. Him repeating himself the exact same way, then me saying "Just send me an email, bro"

 

[ShatsBassoon]

"The Keg" is a chain of steak restaurant in Canada. A steak is a cut of meat (usually beef) that is boiled by @Splinty but most folks tend to sear or grill at a very high temperature. It costs about as much as 20 hot dogs. Does Kisssimee have restaurants? Think of a hot dog stand with a big room around it, and you sit down. You have to wear a shirt and shoes. You aren't allowed to vape. You probably wouldn't like it.

 

[Limpy]

Didn't read

Can't abide em

Flappy headed moose fuckers, all of them.

Shit at fighting too

 

[SongExotic2]

Don't you rainbow me Woody! Pink wild will track you down and get ya!

 

[SongExotic2]

Pot belly

 

[Limpy]

Pot belly

 

[member 3289]

I can't understand that French/Canadian accent to save my life. I have a guy that contacts me for work purposes every once in a while, and I never answer his call unless I feel like I'm up for the challenge of trying to figure out what the fuck he's trying to sell me.

It usually results in me saying "What?" about 10 times. Him repeating himself the exact same way, then me saying "Just send me an email, bro"

European French speakers are way worse

 

[Hauler]

European French speakers are way worse

I just don't talk to those speedo-wearing goofs.

 

[jason73]

European French speakers are way worse

there is nothing worse than a queerbec frog

 

[jason73]

 

[Thuglife13]

Canadia...

 

[Rambo John J]

Canadia...

lol do you draw these?
hilarious

 

[Onetrickpony]

They're all like "Oh soary soary soary soary soary" all the time, and they're always making ice hockey references like anyone who doesn't live in a frozen shithole knows what they're talking about or gives a fuck.

Also ketchup chips are fukn disgusting.

Everyone agree?

 

[Limpy]

 

[Onetrickpony]

 

[Onetrickpony]

Dude, I hate hockey. Grew up with 2 former NHL players on my street, have 2 cousins who played in the NHL, and growing up repeatedly had to fight groups of hockey jocks because they were too fucking pussy to fight you 1 on 1.

Make fun of the jets all you want, I do the same thing on game nights to all the fucking sheep decked out in jets shit.

 

[Limpy]

Dude, I hate hockey. Grew up with 2 former NHL players on my street, have 2 cousins who played in the NHL, and growing up repeatedly had to fight groups of hockey jocks because they were too fucking pussy to fight you 1 on 1.

Make fun of the jets all you want, I do the same thing on game nights to all the fucking sheep decked out in jets shit.

Name all four.

 

[otaku1]

I can't understand that French/Canadian accent to save my life. I have a guy that contacts me for work purposes every once in a while, and I never answer his call unless I feel like I'm up for the challenge of trying to figure out what the fuck he's trying to sell me.

It usually results in me saying "What?" about 10 times. Him repeating himself the exact same way, then me saying "Just send me an email, bro"

*Insert GSP I'm not impress*