Lifestyle Car salesman farted in coworker's office, pinched his nipples to 'reinforce dominance,' lawsuit says

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  1. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article212197919.html


    Yeah
     
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  2. Mr Smokalotapotamus

    Mr Smokalotapotamus You gonna pass that bro??

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    Sounds like it worked.
     
  3. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    If he weaponised them, we have a deliberate attack

    If not, I would call it an accidental, loss of ass control
     
  4. jason73

    jason73 Professional shitposter
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    i dont want to live in a world where you can not weaponize your farts
     
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  5. Mr Smokalotapotamus

    Mr Smokalotapotamus You gonna pass that bro??

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    Farts are fun for almost everyone.
     
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  6. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Bernie is my spirit animal

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    I did the same thing to @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken when I stayed at his house
     
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