General Cell front or butt pocket

[Speaker to Animals]

I don't carry my cell with me

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

um... cargo pockets

 

[Speaker to Animals]

um... cargo pockets

Aren't they twenty years out of fashion, like belt bands?

Besides you can't have the phone in the knee side pocket, it'll bonk around

 

[FINGERS]

fanny pack for me

 

[Speaker to Animals]

fanny pack for me

That's what they are called, belly bands. Good for biking

 

[Hauler]

Belt clip with a protective case the size of a smal briefcase.



j/k - back pocket.

 

[Hauler]

That's what they are called, belly bands. Good for biking

Horrible for getting laid.

 

[Super Dave]

Back pocket or cargo pocket depending on the shorts/pants.

 

[SongExotic2]

Front right pocket for phone,
Front left pocket for smokes,
Back left pocket for wallet,
Back right pocket for change and keys. Although I have been putting my keys in my right jacket pocket the last couple months. Don't know what for

 

[FINGERS]

Front right pocket for phone,
Front left pocket for smokes,
Back left pocket for wallet,
Back right pocket for change and keys. Although I have been putting my keys in my right jacket pocket the last couple months. Don't know what for

You should get a fanny pack

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

Aren't they twenty years out of fashion, like belt bands?

Besides you can't have the phone in the knee side pocket, it'll bonk around

"out of fashion" lol

"out of fashion" is not part of my vocabulary

cargo shorts/pants were and still are functional. i have never stopped wearing them and dont give a fuckkk

 

[Robbie Hart]

Belt clip with a protective case the size of a smal briefcase.



j/k - back pocket.

With that first sentence you would have completed my overall picture of you in my head

 

[Robbie Hart]

Back pocket equals pick pocket’s dream come true

 

[RaginCajun]

 

[Rambo John J]

fanny pack for me

Those are for pistols over here.

 

[member 3289]

I thought only chicks put their phones in their back pockets.

Do you back-pocket guys have one of those little knobs on the back of your phone, too?

 

[mysticmac]

Why would you sit on your phone?

 

[Speaker to Animals]

I thought only chicks put their phones in their back pockets.

Do you back-pocket guys have one of those little knobs on the back of your phone, too?

I once asked my buddy's wife what they were for, but I've forgotten the actual answer, so I'll say she sets it on vibrate and puts it in her pooper

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Depends on the situation.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Depends on the situation.

You're in a terminator style time displacement device.

 

[member 3289]

Depends on the situation.

Only if you're a homosexual. Otherwise you carry it in one of your front pockets.

 

[Qat]

Only if you're a homosexual. Otherwise you carry it in one of your front pockets.

Where do you wear it in your kilt?

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Only if you're a homosexual. Otherwise you carry it in one of your front pockets.

When you’re a man doing manly jobs, your front pocket has things in them. I understand that being so soft such as yourself, you wouldn’t understand this. I get it, you have to sit down at your job all day, so you don’t want to have something back there.

I carry my wallet, keys, knife in my front pockets. I don’t want to fuck my phones screen up, so I’ll stick it in my back right pocket. Back left is typically reserved for a tool.

 

[SongExotic2]

When you’re a man doing manly jobs, your front pocket has things in them. I understand that being so soft such as yourself, you wouldn’t understand this. I get it, you have to sit down at your job all day, so you don’t want to have something back there.

I carry my wallet, keys, knife in my front pockets. I don’t want to fuck my phones screen up, so I’ll stick it in my back right pocket. Back left is typically reserved for a tool.

A big black rubber fist kind of tool?

 

[TheFifthScallop]

You're in a terminator style time displacement device.

I’m going to go back pocket in that situation.