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[Filthy]

That's what I'm going to do for you and and your sad bum, with two simple words:

Flushable Wipes

A friend mentioned them in passing, as part of his 'things I don't travel without', and then the wife found a crate on sale, so I've been using these Cottonelles for a few months. Not only do I have a pack on in the bathrooms at home, I also keep a pack in my desk at work and in my carry-on/work backpack.

I'm sure some of you like having a chapped ass, it's just part of who you are. But for the rest of us, flushable wipes.

 

[Rambo John J]

No chap here

 

[SongExotic2]

They are great

 

[member 3289]

They clog toilets, even if they say they don't

 

[Splinty]

That's what I'm going to do for you and and your sad bum, with two simple words:

Flushable Wipes

A friend mentioned them in passing, as part of his 'things I don't travel without', and then the wife found a crate on sale, so I've been using these Cottonelles for a few months. Not only do I have a pack on in the bathrooms at home, I also keep a pack in my desk at work and in my carry-on/work backpack.

I'm sure some of you like having a chapped ass, it's just part of who you are. But for the rest of us, flushable wipes.

Don't put that in any plumbing for which you are responsible!!! They still clog.

Get a bidet like us civilized folks.

 

[Filthy]

Don't put that in any plumbing for which you are responsible!!! They still clog.

Get a bidet like us civilized folks.

I can't take a bidet on the road, and they're not going to install any at work.
I haven't had any clogging problems, but my plumber friend always says that if you have clogging problems, you have a siphon problem.

Clean out the the little holes under the rim of the commode with a coat hanger.

 

[Splinty]

I haven't had any clogging problems, .

You don't know that. It's downstream. It's not your toilet.

Consumer Reports: Are Flushable Wipes Flushable?


View: https://youtu.be/Wn6fKAvj5WE

 

[Robbie Hart]

Looks like op is gonna have a chapped ass after all
Innit

 

[member 3289]

I can't take a bidet on the road, and they're not going to install any at work.
I haven't had any clogging problems, but my plumber friend always says that if you have clogging problems, you have a siphon problem.

Clean out the the little holes under the rim of the commode with a coat hanger.

Yeah that's exactly what I want to do - stick my hands inside a fukn toilet.

That's a lot easier than just not using flushable wipes.

 

[Filthy]

You don't know that. It's downstream. It's not your toilet.

Consumer Reports: Are Flushable Wipes Flushable?


View: https://youtu.be/Wn6fKAvj5WE

oh no, increased maintenance costs. it wasn't flushable wipes that caused the clog they showed.

my ass is my problem, the sewage system is not.

 

[Filthy]

FWIW- the toilet maintenance tip is useful, even if you enjoy having a stinky chapped ass because it matches your face.

clogged siphon holes decrease flush power and increase the risk of a stopped toilet..

 

[jason73]

what is wrong with your asshole that it requires a special wiping product?

 

[Filthy]

what is wrong with your asshole that it requires a special wiping product?

^ guy who likes to punish his asshole

 

[SuperPig]

Add some psyllium husk to your diet.

If you still require wet wipes after that then you're just sickly.

 

[jason73]

^ guy who likes to punish his asshole

^^^ guy with a leaky gasket

 

[jason73]

is it a medical issue or something? do you eat a lot of taco bell? hemaroids? hillary voter? what is the source of your butt pain ?

 

[Filthy]

is it a medical issue or something? do you eat a lot of taco bell? hemaroids? hillary voter? what is the source of your butt pain ?

never eat Taco Bell.

you know, people used to wipe their ass with corn cobs. You should go back to doing that, Harry HardAss.

 

[jason73]

never eat Taco Bell.

you know, people used to wipe their ass with corn cobs. You should go back to doing that, Harry HardAss.

that might be your problem right there. too much corn cob

 

[jason73]

as the other adults have pointed out you shouldnt be flushing those things down the toilet

 

[Filthy]

that might be your problem right there. too much corn cob

more likely, not enough.

 

[SuperPig]

I started drinking a gallon of water and taking about 20 of these a day and haven't even needed to wipe in months. Clean, solid, smooth, structurally sound logs that you could build with.

 

[BenAskrensStrikingcoach]

Get more fibre my man, send torpedos down the bowl that can navigate the Ubend while they are at it.

 

[Lamont Cranston]

I use wipes but what I did was get a diaper genie to dispose of them rather than flush them.

Wipes are not flushable and they do not degrade.

Clean your bum, and save your pipes/septic.

 

[Filthy]

I use wipes but what I did was get a diaper genie to dispose of them rather than flush them.

Wipes are not flushable and they do not degrade.

Clean your bum, and save your pipes/septic.

that's a good idea!

I have an Ubbi for the baby that's not getting any use since she started to potty train.

 

[Lubaolong]

Been using them for 15 years. You guys are late to the game.