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You don't see them very often during the day but they are one of the best things to find at night. Look at that alien changing colors as he hides from me.
Then why you monologuing in Splint's thread? This is an "I saw an octopus" thread, not a "I heard it's fun to dive in the tropics" thread. Yeesh!Never seen an octopus though.
There is no way in hell you could get me in that water, especially at night. If I fell in, I would die of shock.
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You don't see them very often during the day but they are one of the best things to find at night. Look at that alien changing colors as he hides from me.
There is no way in hell you could get me in that water, especially at night. If I fell in, I would die of shock.
On top of a hatred of seafood, I also fear the ocean. I went to the Mayan Riviera with my wife and she wanted to snorkel. I didn’t want to look like a bitch, so I agreed. Thankfully there was an obese elderly lady in the group so I always stayed closer in than her. I figured she was the bait for whatever awful sea creature wanted to chow down on us.
The saltwater was disgusting and I wouldn’t even look down for about the first twenty minutes. When I finally got the nerve to look. the first thing that I saw was a fucking stingray, the hellspawn that killed Steve Irwin. Well apparently it was like a manta ray or some shit but it made no difference to me in the moment. It was the devil’s personal attack fish as far as I was concerned.
Fuck the ocean. I’ll pay good money to any coastal TMMAC’er that will buy a couple boxes of plastic drinking straws along with some plastic six pack rings and throw them into the sea! I’m so glad Alberta is landlocked.
Thankfully there was an obese elderly lady in the group so I always stayed closer in than her. I figured she was the bait for whatever awful sea creature wanted to chow down on us.
Maybe it's time to change that SN to something more fitting like MY WIFE HAS BIGGER BALLS THAN ME.There is no way in hell you could get me in that water, especially at night. If I fell in, I would die of shock.
On top of a hatred of seafood, I also fear the ocean. I went to the Mayan Riviera with my wife and she wanted to snorkel. I didn’t want to look like a bitch, so I agreed. Thankfully there was an obese elderly lady in the group so I always stayed closer in than her. I figured she was the bait for whatever awful sea creature wanted to chow down on us.
The saltwater was disgusting and I wouldn’t even look down for about the first twenty minutes. When I finally got the nerve to look. the first thing that I saw was a fucking stingray, the hellspawn that killed Steve Irwin. Well apparently it was like a manta ray or some shit but it made no difference to me in the moment. It was the devil’s personal attack fish as far as I was concerned.
Fuck the ocean. I’ll pay good money to any coastal TMMAC’er that will buy a couple boxes of plastic drinking straws along with some plastic six pack rings and throw them into the sea! I’m so glad Alberta is landlocked.
What part of “I went and did it” went over your head?Maybe it's time to change that SN to something more fitting like MY WIFE HAS BIGGER BALLS THAN ME.
How do you not understand the internet by now?What part of “I went and did it” went over your head?
You have over 12 000 posts in just over three years. Something tells me that you aren’t much of a world traveller or daredevil either!
I don’t sit on it all day and actually leave the house.How do you not understand the internet by now?
Whoa! you scuba?? Soooo cool. But very scary
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You don't see them very often during the day but they are one of the best things to find at night. Look at that alien changing colors as he hides from me.