I ran into an old buddy who I used to hang around with from 12-17 years of age or so, until he moved across the country. Turns out he is now a dinner masher and married to a man!
I'm not homophobic in any way but I was a bit mystified, because he was the most homophobic dude ever. Every second word was "f-ggot". He would accuse you of being a "f-g" and then roast you for days, mercilessly. A bunch of us went to Blockbuster one time and I suggested we rent Bloodsport. He accused me of just wanting to look at JCVD's muscled body doing the splits (which was only a half truth at best). And for a good 2 weeks I was the "f-ggot" who was lusting over JCVD. That's just one example. I was falsely accused of trying to take a peek at his cock while he was pissing once, and for the next few weeks again I was a "f-ggot pecker checker". If he was talking, he was either talking about hot chicks or how someone else was a f-g.
So I feel a bit miffed, a bit cheated because my 13 year old self would have a field day with the fact that he was actually gay and into man ass the whole time. I could have been spared getting unjustly roasted by pointing out he'd be married to a dude in a few years. But now as a gentleman in my 30s, I can only sit back and applaud his lifestyle.
I'm not homophobic in any way but I was a bit mystified, because he was the most homophobic dude ever. Every second word was "f-ggot". He would accuse you of being a "f-g" and then roast you for days, mercilessly. A bunch of us went to Blockbuster one time and I suggested we rent Bloodsport. He accused me of just wanting to look at JCVD's muscled body doing the splits (which was only a half truth at best). And for a good 2 weeks I was the "f-ggot" who was lusting over JCVD. That's just one example. I was falsely accused of trying to take a peek at his cock while he was pissing once, and for the next few weeks again I was a "f-ggot pecker checker". If he was talking, he was either talking about hot chicks or how someone else was a f-g.
So I feel a bit miffed, a bit cheated because my 13 year old self would have a field day with the fact that he was actually gay and into man ass the whole time. I could have been spared getting unjustly roasted by pointing out he'd be married to a dude in a few years. But now as a gentleman in my 30s, I can only sit back and applaud his lifestyle.
