View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O61Yp0KVzM
“Let’s start off by having a moment of silence for Woodley’s career [Pours drink out onto the ground]. That’s Woodley’s career going down the drain. Just like I told you guys, he’s washed up, he don’t want to fight no more. He’s TMZ Woodley. He’s out there rapping, making songs about me, hurting people’s ear drums. You know who called it? I said he was washed up, I said he was a 40-year-old virgin. He doesn’t want to fight anymore. All he did was show up for a paycheck. So, I figure we have a moment of silence for him, and I pour out a beer for his career, because cause just like his career, it went right down the drain.”
Gilbert Burns, the man who beat Woodley and may have earned a title shot at division champion Kamaru Usman, received similar treatment from Covington.
“The people don’t care about the fight. That fight won’t sell 10,000 pay-per-views, let alone 1000 pay-per-views. So, I could care less if they want to make some fight with some guy who was just getting knocked out by lightweights and nobody knows who they are."
"There’s only two fights to make in the welterweight division, that’s me versus Marty Fakenewsman or me versus street Judas Masvidal. And if they can’t do that, what about Dustin Poirier? He was telling all the nerds in the media, ‘Oh, next time I see Colby, it’s on sight.’ It’s on sight, motherf***ker? Let’s go meet in the Octagon then. I’ll paint your blood on the canvas just like a modern-day Picasso.”
"Doofus Dustin, he needs to man up for his word. His word was, ‘Oh, I’m gonna fight Colby on sight.’ I’ve seen that guy multiple times. He didn’t even try and fight me cause he knows what happens if he tries to fight me, he’s gonna get put down real quick. He’ll never be able to look at his daughter the same again, and his wife will probably divorce him cause he’s gonna be ugly as f*** after I’m done with his face.”
“Everybody knows [Jorge Masvidal] is a coward as it is. So, 100 percent we’re gonna fight in the streets.
He knows I run the 305. Miami is my city now. I run that city. I got all the best connections, I got all the hook ups in Miami. So, anytime I see that guy, a hundred percent we’re gonna fight.'”
“Me and street Judas, he’s got nowhere to go. We’re fighting one way or another. I don’t give a s***. I will come find him in Miami. Everybody knows I know how to find people. Just go ask Dana White.”
“The picture-perfect fight that could go right now is next weekend against journeyman Judas Masvidal, and we just go down to American Airlines arena over in Miami and just find out who the king of Miami is, find out who’s the real Scarface of Miami, who really runs Miami, those streets. So, that would be my perfect fight. And everybody knows how that fight’s going down. You can go look it up on YouTube. We used to go fight in our living room, we used to fight in bathrooms, we used fight in the streets. Man, we used to fight for free all the time. Now we’re gonna make tons of money to go fight. Everybody knows what’s going to happen. I will leave him motionless in that Octagon. He will never be the same person again. He’ll one hundred percent need a psychologist to help him out the rest of his life, and he might just end up committing suicide because he’ll be so depressed.”
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