For instance, I jaywalk all the time. I'm a real prick for that. The kind of wanker who looks you right in the eye while he bolts across the road in front of you. If you're the first in a long line of traffic and you would need to speed up to hit me, then I'm crossing.
Also, if you have any authority in the business and I'm buying five or more of something from you, I will attempt to negotiate a discount or a freebie of some sort. I don't care if you shoot me down instantly. I'll give it a shot. Fuck it, I'm cheap like that.
Also, when I get into bed I do it fully clothed. Then I strip down and push the discarded clothes down to the foot of the bed. Three days later, I have a massive pile of clothes covering the bottom half of the bed. Every girlfriend I've ever had has complained bitterly about this small habit.
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Also, if you have any authority in the business and I'm buying five or more of something from you, I will attempt to negotiate a discount or a freebie of some sort. I don't care if you shoot me down instantly. I'll give it a shot. Fuck it, I'm cheap like that.
Also, when I get into bed I do it fully clothed. Then I strip down and push the discarded clothes down to the foot of the bed. Three days later, I have a massive pile of clothes covering the bottom half of the bed. Every girlfriend I've ever had has complained bitterly about this small habit.
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