General Cool Hand @Splinty

[Filthy]

name your date and your Waffle House.

Only utensils/preparation available on the table/menu.
No laxatives or emesis-bowl techniques. In the mouth, out somewhere else without assistance.
As much condiment or beverage as you choose.

to be livestreamed or witnessed by respectable folks.

- The Captain

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

name your date and your Waffle House.

Only utensils/preparation available on the table/menu.
No laxatives or emesis-bowl techniques. In the mouth, out somewhere else without assistance.
As much condiment or beverage as you choose.

to be livestreamed or witnessed by respectable folks.

- The Captain

are you testing for performance enhancing marijuana?

 

[Filthy]

are you testing for performance enhancing marijuana?

if he thinks the Devils Lettuce is going to help him, he can prescribe it to himself.

 

[Filthy]

@Wild

need a sticky to keep the heat on @Splinty.

por favor.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

 

[Rambo John J]

need a sticky

View: https://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-babe-humpday-PzVnkzaZ6C65y

 

[Splinty]

I just got off a central Texas river from tubing and drinking 64oz of redbull and vodka. This is all too much.

 

[Filthy]

I just got off a central Texas river from tubing and drinking 64oz of redbull and vodka. This is all too much.

General - 24 hours in a waffle house. You get to reduce that by one hour for every waffle you eat. how long are you there?

View: https://mobile.twitter.com/WNDU/status/1406022159865155592

themmacommunity.com

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I just got off a central Texas river from tubing and drinking 64oz of redbull and vodka. This is all too much.

Yeah, I'd be fried after that.

 

[Enock-O-Lypse Now!]

I just got off a central Texas river from tubing and drinking 64oz of redbull and vodka. This is all too much.

Splinty feeling a little tipsy you say??

Now would be a great time to Mod me before you pass out...

 

[Splinty]

Splinty feeling a little tipsy you say??

Now would be a great time to Mod me before you pass out...

Honestly, you could make me or even @John Lee Pettimore believe the moon landing was fake. And for that alone you should run the site!

 

[ThatOneDude]

Honestly, you could make me or even @John Lee Pettimore believe the moon landing was fake. And for that alone you should run the site!

He does a great job, unlike the retards who try to ride his coattails.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

He does a great job, unlike the retards who try to ride his coattails.

It's not the 17th century. Nobody wears coattails on their jackets anymore, let alone let somebody else "ride" them.

 

[ThatOneDude]

It's not the 17th century. Nobody wears coattails on their jackets anymore, let alone let somebody else "ride" them.

 

[Splinty]

It's not the 17th century. Nobody wears coattails on their jackets anymore, let alone let somebody else "ride" them.

Truth.
@ThatOneDude is so basic. Stop trying to make fletch retard happen. It's never going to happen.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Truth.
@ThatOneDude is so basic. Stop trying to make fletch retard happen. It's never going to happen.

Oh, it's happening

 

[Splinty]

Oh, it's happening

 

[ThatOneDude]

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Oh, it's happening

 

[ShatsBassoon]

What kinda calories are we looking at for an average, waffle house waffle, topped with butter and syrup?
I'd imagine most waffle house waffles are oversized, so 500/600 calories + 100 calories butter + 100 calories syrup.

These are all made up figures, I really have no idea.

 

[Hauler]

View: https://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-babe-humpday-PzVnkzaZ6C65y

Lucile!

 

[Filthy]

where you at, @Splinty?

 

[Splinty]

where you at, @Splinty?

I'd like to ask for a consideration. I have no time coming up in which I can burn an entire day sitting in a waffle house sun up to sundown.

As a proof of concept can I cook the waffles at home using this or similar recipe?

Copycat Waffle House Waffles Recipe

Miss Waffle House? Here's how to make Copycat Waffle House Waffles.

www.myrecipes.com

I can cook a few every few hours. I'll take a bite of three waffles at once (since I'm still thinking that's the best plan here) then a pic so you know the next three are fresh with no bites. And so forth.

I can do this on my next weekend call day where I'm taking call from home and can't go anywhere but the hospital.

 

[ThatOneDude]

I'd like to ask for a consideration. I have no time coming up in which I can burn an entire day sitting in a waffle house sun up to sundown.

As a proof of concept can I cook the waffles at home using this or similar recipe?

Copycat Waffle House Waffles Recipe

Miss Waffle House? Here's how to make Copycat Waffle House Waffles.

www.myrecipes.com

I can cook a few every few hours. I'll take a bite of three waffles at once (since I'm still thinking that's the best plan here) then a pic so you know the next three are fresh with no bites. And so forth.

I can do this on my next weekend call day where I'm taking call from home and can't go anywhere but the hospital.

It needs to be live streamed.

 

[Splinty]

What kinda calories are we looking at for an average, waffle house waffle, topped with butter and syrup?
I'd imagine most waffle house waffles are oversized, so 500/600 calories + 100 calories butter + 100 calories syrup.

These are all made up figures, I really have no idea.

About 500 for waffle and a little syrup.
I'm looking at 1500 x 4 iterations I'm thinking = 6000 calories.


Gross.