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sparkuri

Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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Don't eat meat or eggs, Broccoli or raspberries.
Stay out of national parks & sunlight, cover your face, stay 6' away from others, shop only at Amazon & Walmart.
All transactions over $600 will be reported immediately, and you must be open to eating crickets, and letting transgenders dance provocatively for your children.
Social media will be monitored closely, report your neighbors if they appear to be preparing to be self-sufficient or being resistant, do not question elections, health mandates or officials.
Do not speak freely.
Also, there's no need to fulfill your crazy desires for ammunition or weapons, nor is there a need for private communication.

We're going to need you to carry this tracking device to access information we approve of, which will listen to you & record you.
And roll up your sleeves, we're going to put a needle in your body and put a serums in you with gene alteration technology & bioluminescent markers.
Do not entertain wild crazy conspiracy theories about black lights or anything else.

Stay tuned to your televisions and #StandWithUkraine
We will fight the Ruskies whose leader is a World Economic Forum member & our scientific peace treaty partner in mineral-rich Antarctica, along with China our biggest trade partner who are about to invade Taiwan but it's mostly a peaceful invasion, and who fly undetected spy balloons over you but we shoot them down & they're just private balloons so don't worry because we expect war but they're just our competitors we contract biological weapons with.
We care about your health so don't worry about mammal killing train cars exploding suddenly, nor young people dying suddenly.
If nuclear war occurs, don't question why or how, just go to the center of a structure, and wait.
You got this. <3
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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I believe I was ridiculed in this very thread for stating that the immune system in fact did not die in 2020 and was in fact still fully operational.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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