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mysticmac

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“There is no law against first cousins having consensual sexual relationships in Alabama, so no charges will be pressed on that account” Talladega County Deputy Sheriff, Adam Watts, said yesterday.
Like that needed to be stated...
 
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Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIEND

45-year old Janice Smith was arrested this morning by officers of the Detroit Police Department, for allegedly capturing numerous squirrels and training them to attack her former lover.

The victim, 51-year old James Robinson, was presumably attacked by the rodents on more than a dozen occasions over the last month.

These attacks caused him many serious injuries, including the loss of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers.

The poor man had no idea why squirrels kept attacking him until he saw his ex-girlfriend, a former circus animal trainer, cheering the animals during one of the attacks.

“She was partially hidden behind some bushes, but I could clearly see her and hear her. She was yelling orders at the squirrels and telling them to attack me.”

Realizing that his life could be in danger, Mr Robinson filed a complaint to the police, who paid a visit to Ms. Smith.

In her residence, they found a dozen cages, holding a total of 27 squirrels. They also found two training dummies with pictures of Mr Robinson taped over their faces.

Detroit Police Chief James Craig confirmed that Janice Smith had admitted that she was responsible for the attacks and confessed her strange plot.

“Ms. Smith confessed to capturing and training squirrels to harass and attack her ex-boyfriend. She used to train lions for a circus, so it was easy for her to make the animals do as she wanted. She said she hoped to raise an army of up to 50 or 100 animals.”

The 45-year old woman is now facing a variety of criminal charges linked to criminal harassment and using animals as weapons.

Janice Smith’s lawyers have demanded for her to undergo a psychological evaluation, claiming that she was unfit to stand trial.

They say that her choice of training squirrels instead of dogs or bears suggests that she might be suffering from mental problems.

If she is judged fit to stand trial, Ms Smith will be facing a maximum of 65 years in prison.
That woman is an inspiration.
 

Noneya

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First of all let's get something straight...I'm from Tennessee and I live in North Carolina and I can assure u nobody I know is fucking their family!! So before u want to bash other people and their home states u might want to watch who ur talking about! Stupid Fuck! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick down your throat as a child!
 

RaginCajun

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First of all let's get something straight...I'm from Tennessee and I live in North Carolina and I can assure u nobody I know is fucking their family!! So before u want to bash other people and their home states u might want to watch who ur talking about! Stupid Fuck! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick down your throat as a child!
 

Noneya

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I can assure u that nobody I know in Tennessee and North Carolina are screwing their family! I was born in Tennessee and have lived in North Carolina for the last 18 years and never ever have I meet one person that sleeps with their family u dumb fuck! So before opening ur pie hole u might want to realize how damn stupid u sound! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick in ur mouth throughout your childhood!
 

Splinty

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I can assure u that nobody I know in Tennessee and North Carolina are screwing their family! I was born in Tennessee and have lived in North Carolina for the last 18 years and never ever have I meet one person that sleeps with their family u dumb fuck! So before opening ur pie hole u might want to realize how damn stupid u sound! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick in ur mouth throughout your childhood!

 

RaginCajun

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Oct 25, 2015
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First of all let's get something straight...I'm from Tennessee and I live in North Carolina and I can assure u nobody I know is fucking their family!! So before u want to bash other people and their home states u might want to watch who ur talking about! Stupid Fuck! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick down your throat as a child!
I can assure u that nobody I know in Tennessee and North Carolina are screwing their family! I was born in Tennessee and have lived in North Carolina for the last 18 years and never ever have I meet one person that sleeps with their family u dumb fuck! So before opening ur pie hole u might want to realize how damn stupid u sound! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick in ur mouth throughout your childhood!
 
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First of all let's get something straight...I'm from Tennessee and I live in North Carolina and I can assure u nobody I know is fucking their family!! So before u want to bash other people and their home states u might want to watch who ur talking about! Stupid Fuck! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick down your throat as a child!
I can assure u that nobody I know in Tennessee and North Carolina are screwing their family! I was born in Tennessee and have lived in North Carolina for the last 18 years and never ever have I meet one person that sleeps with their family u dumb fuck! So before opening ur pie hole u might want to realize how damn stupid u sound! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick in ur mouth throughout your childhood!
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jason73

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First of all let's get something straight...I'm from Tennessee and I live in North Carolina and I can assure u nobody I know is fucking their family!! So before u want to bash other people and their home states u might want to watch who ur talking about! Stupid Fuck! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick down your throat as a child!
That is exactly what a cousin fucker would say
 

Sex Chicken

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I can assure u that nobody I know in Tennessee and North Carolina are screwing their family! I was born in Tennessee and have lived in North Carolina for the last 18 years and never ever have I meet one person that sleeps with their family u dumb fuck! So before opening ur pie hole u might want to realize how damn stupid u sound! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick in ur mouth throughout your childhood!
How can you type with all those cousin cocks in your hands?
 

Sex Chicken

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First of all let's get something straight...I'm from Tennessee and I live in North Carolina and I can assure u nobody I know is fucking their family!! So before u want to bash other people and their home states u might want to watch who ur talking about! Stupid Fuck! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick down your throat as a child!
Ha ha. This guy is the only dude in the south who's cousins won't fuck him.
Newsflash buddy. Your cousins are fucking the hell out of each other they just aren't inviting you.
 

Wild

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Dec 31, 2014
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First of all let's get something straight...I'm from Tennessee and I live in North Carolina and I can assure u nobody I know is fucking their family!! So before u want to bash other people and their home states u might want to watch who ur talking about! Stupid Fuck! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick down your throat as a child!

 

Super Dave

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First of all let's get something straight...I'm from Tennessee and I live in North Carolina and I can assure u nobody I know is fucking their family!! So before u want to bash other people and their home states u might want to watch who ur talking about! Stupid Fuck! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick down your throat as a child!
Welcome to forum.
 

SongExotic2

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First of all let's get something straight...I'm from Tennessee and I live in North Carolina and I can assure u nobody I know is fucking their family!! So before u want to bash other people and their home states u might want to watch who ur talking about! Stupid Fuck! It's not our fault ur daddy put his dick down your throat as a child!
Hi Vutu
 

nuraknu

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Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIEND

45-year old Janice Smith was arrested this morning by officers of the Detroit Police Department, for allegedly capturing numerous squirrels and training them to attack her former lover.

The victim, 51-year old James Robinson, was presumably attacked by the rodents on more than a dozen occasions over the last month.

These attacks caused him many serious injuries, including the loss of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers.

The poor man had no idea why squirrels kept attacking him until he saw his ex-girlfriend, a former circus animal trainer, cheering the animals during one of the attacks.

“She was partially hidden behind some bushes, but I could clearly see her and hear her. She was yelling orders at the squirrels and telling them to attack me.”

Realizing that his life could be in danger, Mr Robinson filed a complaint to the police, who paid a visit to Ms. Smith.

In her residence, they found a dozen cages, holding a total of 27 squirrels. They also found two training dummies with pictures of Mr Robinson taped over their faces.

Detroit Police Chief James Craig confirmed that Janice Smith had admitted that she was responsible for the attacks and confessed her strange plot.

“Ms. Smith confessed to capturing and training squirrels to harass and attack her ex-boyfriend. She used to train lions for a circus, so it was easy for her to make the animals do as she wanted. She said she hoped to raise an army of up to 50 or 100 animals.”

The 45-year old woman is now facing a variety of criminal charges linked to criminal harassment and using animals as weapons.

Janice Smith’s lawyers have demanded for her to undergo a psychological evaluation, claiming that she was unfit to stand trial.

They say that her choice of training squirrels instead of dogs or bears suggests that she might be suffering from mental problems.

If she is judged fit to stand trial, Ms Smith will be facing a maximum of 65 years in prison.
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