Crate Day

[BJTT_Kiwi]

It is that time of year again - Crate Day.

Something that started for me in '96.
Get your mates together, and everyone brings their own crate (12 tall boy / long neck bottles - 750ml)

The commandments are in the pic below.
Is this celebrated anywhere else in the TMMAC universe?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Is there an English speaking version?

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

Is there an English speaking version?

Commence at midday
Turn the radio on to the top 100 countdown
Shorts & singlet is the uniform
Drink your hometown beer
No salad, or wanking
Don't piss the neighbors off
No squabbles with others
Protect your friends
Stay in the shade and keep your beer cold
Remember the rules

Help much?

 

[BJTT-Rizzo]

I want to be a part of thy Crate Day!

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Is there a homosexual version?

FIXED

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

This is a crate

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

This is a crate

You can even begin the wonderful journey that is learning the alphabet off them!

 

[1372]

FIXED

This Hendricks guy is as shit as Hendricks shaved face.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

You can even begin the wonderful journey that is learning the alphabet off them!

ABC just like 1 2 3

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

ABC just like 1 2 3

EASY as 123 kiwi

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

It

EASY as 123 kiwi

It's part of my non Aussie Kiwi kids upbringing.

*edited for being a drunk posting dick*
Kinda funny though!

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

It

It's part of my non Aussie Kiwi kids upbringing.

You fuckers think @Wild is special

Y'all trailer park up tail gate thingumaggies don't have nothing on a crate day.

Lets go drink for drink, ive got a schooner f merlot here (broke my last wine glass)

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Commence at midday
Turn the radio on to the top 100 countdown
Shorts & singlet is the uniform
Drink your hometown beer
No salad, or wanking
Don't piss the neighbors off
No squabbles with others
Protect your friends
Stay in the shade and keep your beer cold
Remember the rules

Help much?

Seems like a lot of rules. What's the significance of the crate?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

FIXED

Says the man named "Ladyboy"

 

[Yossarian]

This is a crate

That looks like a case of beer one would bring to a rennaisance fair...

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

Seems like a lot of rules. What's the significance of the crate?

That crate is how you buy them from the liquor store. Pop your empties back in, return the crate and get a discount on your next one.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

I want to be a part of thy Crate Day!

Mr Rizzo, you are welcome anytime sir.
In fact I would encourage it.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

That crate is how you buy them from the liquor store. Pop your empties back in, return the crate and get a discount on your next one.

So how many beers to a crate?

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Mr Rizzo, you are welcome anytime sir.
In fact I would encourage it.

My daughter has her ballet concert today, where are you drinking? I might sneak out

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

So how many beers to a crate?

It says how many in the op. 12.

A longie is twice the size of a stubby of which you get 24 in a box.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

It says how many in the op. 12.

A longie is twice the size of a stubby of which you get 24 in a box.

So when you say stubby you mean like these guys?

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

My daughter has her ballet concert today, where are you drinking? I might sneak out

Friends house in Killarney Heights, its our "Xmas get together".
I'm off to NZ from 7-15 but keen as to catch up when I'm back!

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

So when you say stubby you mean like these guys?

That size yeah. Long necks are our 40 ounces.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

That size yeah. Long necks are our 40 ounces.

Our beer is typically sold in cardboard boxes of 24 like this:

and bottles shaped like this:

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]