Lifestyle Date Night Cancelled?

[Le Chat Noir]

Not up in here.

We're running out a bit later to grab sushi and vino.

We'll bring it back here and eat in the dining room, seated opposite on the far ends of the dining room table with candles flickering, and French jazz playing (Charles Trenet & Django Reinhardt station).

We'll talk and laugh for hours, maybe slow dance a bit.

If you are bored from being quarantined, then it's you who's boring.
That's just a scientific fact.

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[Le Chat Noir]

We'll slide the bottle back and forth for refills.
So far we have never missed!

It's like playing shuffle bowling in college,
but not against people who welsh on their bets to pay for the next round.
Nobody bumped you Brooks! You asshole!

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[Sex Chicken]

@Le Chat Noir On-line...

Le Chat Noire In real life....

 

[Splinty]

This pandemic is really wrecking my date night. I had planned to surprise the wife with some A5 Olive Wagyu steaks this weekend, but shipping lines are messed up from Asia. Really cramping my style.

 

[Le Chat Noir]

@Le Chat Noir On-line...

Le Chat Noire In real life....

You've got a lot of nerve coming at me like that!

I detest outdoor festivals and public displays of affection!

I do enjoy kitchen hugs, because her hands are busy and she cannot defend herself!
She is now paranoid of being pantsed, wedgied, groped, etc...

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[Le Chat Noir]

This pandemic is really wrecking my date night. I had planned to surprise the wife with some A5 Olive Wagyu steaks this weekend, but shipping lines are messed up from Asia. Really cramping my style.

Wow, that's a shame.

Some of the nicer chop houses near us are selling cuts and sides already prepped, and you can just take them home for cooking.
We are considering that just to support them through all this.

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[Sex Chicken]

This pandemic is really wrecking my date night. I had planned to surprise the wife with some A5 Olive Wagyu steaks this weekend, but shipping lines are messed up from Asia. Really cramping my style.

Splinty On-line.....

Splinty In real life....

 

[Splinty]

Splinty On-line.....

Splinty In real life....

Yeah but I have a yacht and my wife looks the same in both realities.

 

[Le Chat Noir]

On Saturday we went into the backyard and threw the football.

Unlike most men on this forum, my wife throws nice tight spirals (TRobinson, 2018, p.3).

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[Too swole to control]

I am taking my wife out on the yacht. We are going to sail up and watch the northern lights. It will be a nice date. Perhaps whale watching after that who knows. I think I'm going to give half the crew off so we can have some privacy on deck

 

[Splinty]

On Saturday we went into the backyard and threw the football.

Unlike most men on this forum, my wife throws nice tight spirals (TRobinson, 2018, p.3).

Le Chat Noir
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Does your wife kiss you like Tom Brady kisses his son?

 

[Sex Chicken]

Does your wife kiss you like Tom Brady kisses his son?

I want that kind of passion in my marriage.

 

[Splinty]

I want that kind of passion in my marriage.

Yeah you do.

 

[Le Chat Noir]

Does your wife kiss you like Tom Brady kisses his son?

She does, but I wish I hadn't seen that.
This rates right up there with pink socked, degloved, and 2 girls 1 cup.

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[member 3289]

On Saturday we went into the backyard and threw the football.

Unlike most men on this forum, my wife throws nice tight spirals (TRobinson, 2018, p.3).

Le Chat Noir
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Props on the APA citation