Watching the "hidden show" after. The special was fucking great.
Is it nice to have a girlfriend? Someone who cares about you?I may have asked my girlfriend if I could stare deeply at her butthole after I watched this.
She didn't say "yes" to my request so I'm not sure how much she really cares.Is it nice to have a girlfriend? Someone who cares about you?
I wish I had a clone to sing happy birthday to me.Kanye West Clone gets Choir to sing for Dave Clone:
I haven't seen his stand-up in years. He came to a small amphitheater near to where I live but one hour after the tickets went on sale they were already gone and the resale prices were just retarded.I can tell by the fact that you dipshit hillbiliies love it so much that the whole thing is just 'edgy' anti-pc stuff. He used to be one of the best but he's become lazy, knowing that hordes of retards lap that shit up. It's the easiest comedy you can do.
His early stuff is fantastic. So great that he's still repeating it 20 years later, if you see my post above about the Michael Jackson bit. What is legitimately funny is that people are getting offended by it like it's actually a new joke.I haven't seen his stand-up in years. He came to a small amphitheater near to where I live but one hour after the tickets went on sale they were already gone and the resale prices were just retarded.
The last special I watched from him was about 15 years ago. There's a bit about white guys getting drunk and sticking carrots up their friends' asses that made me laugh so hard my stomach started to hurt.
Might have been the same special where he makes the Ja Rule/September 11 joke.
Quit being an anti-social asshole for one thread.He's clearly content making money off retards like the ones in this thread rather than bothering to try any more.
Thinking about it, you're right there.Thought it was just average. The bit about kids being lucky to be molested by Michael Jackson has already been done by multiple comedians. The Asian man being stuck in a black man's body joke sounds like something Rush Limbaugh would say. Meh.
Sorry, am I offending people in a thread jerking off a comedian for his critique of offence culture and his refusal to be censored?Quit being an anti-social asshole for one thread.