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Feb 28, 2015
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My freshman year of college I walked to class and there was a note on the door that the professor was going to be 30 min late. I didn't want to walk all the way back to my dorm so I had to come up with something to pass the time. I noticed a handicap bathroom a few doors down and made my way in there and locked the door. Sat down on the toilet, cracked open my laptop, watched some porn and masturbated. The toilet was so low to the floor. Extremely uncomfortable. As I exited the bathroom, there was someone in a wheelchair waiting outside to use the bathroom. :oops:

There's something wrong with me.
Thank you for confirming I'm not a bad person :D
 

Robbie Hart

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Well, I don't park in handicap spots but I have used the handicap stall in the loo (for your notes Priziesthorse @Priziesthorse) on occasion when all other stalls were full and I really had to pee. But I made sure I peed fast so as not to occupy it too long. Am I a bad person?
Nah, no problem, I use them now when my daughter needs a wee.....I won't let her sit on any seats and need room to lean down so she can sit between my arms as the seat. I don't like using the men's room as there isn't enough room in the stall and going to the ladies is a no no
 

Robbie Hart

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My freshman year of college I walked to class and there was a note on the door that the professor was going to be 30 min late. I didn't want to walk all the way back to my dorm so I had to come up with something to pass the time. I noticed a handicap bathroom a few doors down and made my way in there and locked the door. Sat down on the toilet, cracked open my laptop, watched some porn and masturbated. The toilet was so low to the floor. Extremely uncomfortable. As I exited the bathroom, there was someone in a wheelchair waiting outside to use the bathroom. :oops:

There's something wrong with me.
Funny, in this case you are bad and yes, for sure there may be something wrong with you......;)
 

ThatOneDude

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Well, I don't park in handicap spots but I have used the handicap stall in the loo (for your notes Priziesthorse @Priziesthorse) on occasion when all other stalls were full and I really had to pee. But I made sure I peed fast so as not to occupy it too long. Am I a bad person?
No that's kosher like a dill
 

OhWhopDaChamp

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If reserved spaces for people with disabilities bothers you, and you really need to park that fucking close, you are an asshole. With my vet plates I can park in handicapped parking, but I fucking don't because my legs work fine. My ex used to always want me to abuse that privilege, drove me fucking nuts.
Probably why she's your ex now. You're fucking unreasonable.
 

OhWhopDaChamp

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Nah, no problem, I use them now when my daughter needs a wee.....I won't let her sit on any seats and need room to lean down so she can sit between my arms as the seat. I don't like using the men's room as there isn't enough room in the stall and going to the ladies is a no no
Wait. You do what? That's some strange shit Guy. They make toilet covers and disinfectant wipes
 

jason73

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i parked in a handicapped spot in front of the bank one time in like 1994.i ran in and put my cheque in the bank machine and came right out.there was a cop standing at my car waiting for me.he must have seen me park.i got a 189 dollar fine and a lecture from the cop about why you shouldnt park in a handicapped spot.i remember being quite offended that this cop gave me a ticket.what an asshole.now that i am older i look back and realize that it was me being the asshole and the cop doing his job. i never park in handicapped spots anymore because it is a cunty thing to do but it does piss me off that costco has 200 handicapped spots all around the building and the lot is full with a line up around the block and 199 empty handi spots
 

lookoutawhale

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Jan 20, 2015
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i never park in handicapped spots anymore because it is a cunty thing to do but it does piss me off that costco has 200 handicapped spots all around the building and the lot is full with a line up around the block and 199 empty handi spots
Ikea has some wacky parking too. I remember thinking thinking i got a good spot and it said "handicapped parking" and i thought oh k and i drove a little bit and found close parking but then it said "expectant mothers parking" i was like oh... ok i guess that's a thing then.. so i drove to another spot where there was parking up close and it said "green/fuel efficient car parking" and i was like wtf k now this is getting crazy. I just parked in the back then. There was another open space up there but i didnt bother. It probably would have said "piano player parking" or something heh.
 

silentsinger

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Ikea has some wacky parking too. I remember thinking thinking i got a good spot and it said "handicapped parking" and i thought oh k and i drove a little bit and found close parking but then it said "expectant mothers parking" i was like oh... ok i guess that's a thing then.. so i drove to another spot where there was parking up close and it said "green/fuel efficient car parking" and i was like wtf k now this is getting crazy. I just parked in the back then. There was another open space up there but i didnt bother. It probably would have said "piano player parking" or something heh.
Yeah that's taking the piss. Crippy parking I get but not oodles of them and maybe some pregnant spaces (I struggle with the heat without renting my womb out to an 8lb sprog).
 

OhWhopDaChamp

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Yeah that's taking the piss. Crippy parking I get but not oodles of them and maybe some pregnant spaces (I struggle with the heat without renting my womb out to an 8lb sprog).
so in addition to getting some raw cock we're supposed to let them have luxury parking? Again Fuck them. They weren't struggling taking the dick in the summer, walk that whore ass from the back lot like everybody else.
 

Robbie Hart

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Wait. You do what? That's some strange shit Guy. They make toilet covers and disinfectant wipes
No i don't want her anywhere near that shi-, for instance at Costco and there is fucking shi- in the fucking nuts and bolts when I kicked the seat up, I will never let her get neAr that, no way, you don't know what kind of diseases are waitkng to kill you, particularly a young girl and I'm not going to get near that either. Hold her under her armpits with one arm and ankles with the other.... No diseases/sicknesses/deAths and we all live to fight another day. Public toilets are disgusting
 

jason73

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Ikea has some wacky parking too. I remember thinking thinking i got a good spot and it said "handicapped parking" and i thought oh k and i drove a little bit and found close parking but then it said "expectant mothers parking" i was like oh... ok i guess that's a thing then.. so i drove to another spot where there was parking up close and it said "green/fuel efficient car parking" and i was like wtf k now this is getting crazy. I just parked in the back then. There was another open space up there but i didnt bother. It probably would have said "piano player parking" or something heh.
i got in the habit of parking in the back of the lot and walking when i used to drive a f350 super duty long box 4x4 and a 91 cadillac deville. there is no squeezing in to a small car spot and im not leaving 5 feet of my car sticking out into the road.thats just asking to get clipped.
 

silentsinger

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so in addition to getting some raw cock we're supposed to let them have luxury parking? Again Fuck them. They weren't struggling taking the dick in the summer, walk that whore ass from the back lot like everybody else.
I'm more offended by the pie munching salad dodgers getting a free ride around the shops.
 

EricDehm

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The "blowing" part might be a navy slang term the Brits use IDK.

I was on the sub with 2 other Americans. We were in the cafeteria and one of the brit sailors said let's go blow on a homosexual male. 3 or 4 others eagerly stood up with approval and they headed back towards the engine room.

We all shot each other the biggest WTF looks of all time.

I was thinking "I didn't sign up for this"

Luckily another limey informed us that it meant smoking a cigarette which calmed our fears.
Subs: 100 sailors go down - 50 couples come up. I'll show myself out. :cool:
 

Robbie Hart

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Priziesthorse @Priziesthorse try to watch a programme called "people do nothing", it's on bbc over here and it will give you plenty of good stuff on England