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  1. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    I may post a gym pic later and see if blondie likes it. Or at least she will get to see other girls liking my shit. Eh maybe not. Depends how huge I look
     
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    Blond girl just tagged me on some s&m sex post on another wall. I think all our friends can see that? Tf
     
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  3. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    I posted something today!
     
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  4. Shit Plate

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    Blond girl tagged me in a 2nd bondage post. It was a CD that has "songs to choke you out to while I wreck your uterus" written on it w marker. And she said "is this your playlist?". I may have been high and I replied so everyone knows I'm choke-fucking her. She is retarded hot. God damn Facebook.
     
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  5. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    I'm not sure if anyone has told you...but...I suspect this might not end well...
     
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  6. Shit Plate

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    Nothing ends well we r all gonna die

    But I am well aware that if she is tagging me in shit like this she is gonna be an asshole when she gets mad. Like publicly. I rly don't care. She is stupid hot and even if she goes on there saying I suck in bed my friends will be like "holy shit u been fucking her?" Not overly concerned. I can always shut my FB off. I hate it anyway
     
  7. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    Sure things can end well. You just have to make good decisions or at least the best decisions you can make so things go as well as they can.

    It all depends though on what you are willing to do and what you'll put up with.

    It's all resting on your choices,

    Good luck.
     
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  8. Shit Plate

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    This is FB related. So I am texting the blond girl And she tells me she is video chatting one of her gfs. She tells me first and last name I think nothing of it. I look her up on FB, it is the girl I had sex with the day after my surgery lol. They r best friends. This is going to end SO BADLY lmfao.
     
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    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    I don't think I will post anything today.
     
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  10. Shit Plate

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    Blond girl tagged me in a 3rd bondage post this morning. We been fb friends one week I think. Maybe less.
     
  11. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    She's pimping you out to her Russian traficking network. They gonna get ya
     
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  12. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    Yeah, at this point I suspect you are in for bad news.

    I mean, if you wake up tied to the bed with a carrot in your bum...I think it would be best if you had some sort of secret signal for all of us to know you're in trouble.

    I'm just sayin' is all...
     
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    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    What's up doc?
     
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    I know it isn't gonna work out at all. So many red flags. But she is so stupid hot I can't tell her to fuck off yet lol
     
  15. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    I don't think I will post anything today.
     
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  16. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    Is there a FB page for this forum?
     
  17. Shit Plate

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    @Wild@Wild
     
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    Interesting.

    Thank you.

    I am not going to post today so I won't post anything there.
     
  20. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    The other issue is that I don't need people knowing my true identity either.
     
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    lol I hate bookface
    but whatever you keep posting about not posting is cracking me up...not even sure I get the joke but it is funny
     
  22. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    I really like Facebook but I also understand how it can work for me.

    I make sure that I don't let it work against me.

    Some days I post stuff.

    Other days I do not.

    Ironically I think that many people would not post to a discussion on FB like they would here because they would have to use their name.
     
  23. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Problem with me is too many milfs 30+ would stalk me so I’ll keep myself incognito
     
  24. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    Uh...yeah, then there is that?
     
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  25. Shit Plate

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    I haven't got tagged in any bondage posts lately but everyone I know and work with knows I am cuffing and choke fucking a gorgeous blond so who cares.
     
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