Lifestyle Did you even Ninja bruh?

[seekntruth]

As a child of the 1980's(pretty much the best time in history...ever...all time)

We didn't internets...we magazined. How many of you old fucks like me ( I'm certain @Wild and @Mix6APlix know what's up) skipped past the Bill Wallace and Joe Lewis articles and went straight to these?

C.O.D or gtfo! In hindsight, what a weird practice to pay the UPS guy directly...you young bucks know nothing about that.

God damn what great memories.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Are you trying to tell me something?

 

[seekntruth]

Are you trying to tell me something?

Yes, I want a new grappling hook and new tabi boots for Christmas Hanukka.

 

[SongExotic2]

My Hattori Hanzo swords would fuck them ninja swords up.


Reminds me of Dan the wolfman

 

[Tuc Ouiner]

Pretty cool. Ever read any of Dr. Ha Ha Lung's Ninja stuff? Trying to remember where I put my throwing stars. Might have to buy some more. This Ninja family just moved into the hood. Unfortunately, they don't come out during the day so it's hard to broach acquaintance. Any advice?

 

[Mix6APlix]

oh, I AWMA'D my ass off.
I've got Marco Lala's How To Knockout Any Attacker in Seconds video on VHS.
I had a sand bucket that I used to punch. Sand bucket. Bucket full of sand. (Bonus for reading that in Egg Shens voice)
Made my own nunchucks.
Had the Rambo knife with the compass in the pommel and the hollow handle.
Stephen K Hayes was my shidoshi, I've made a thread about him before I believe.
My favorite shuriken were the 4 pointed wave style. We would sharpen the inside of the wave curve with grinders. They'd cut through drywall like paper.

I like this thread.

 

[SongExotic2]

Yes, I want a new grappling hook and new tabi boots for Christmas Hanukka.

Once she replaces her foot with springs she can save 50% on shoes. For a woman that's a lot of money

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Yes, I want a new grappling hook and new tabi boots for Christmas Hanukka.

Noted.

 

[Mix6APlix]

And since so many here (usually those on ignore) question my sincerity, 1991 VHS style, and I was ninja way before I got this.

 

[b00ts]

I remember the ninja ads in old MA magazines lol.

 

[seekntruth]

My Hattori Hanzo swords would fuck them ninja swords up.


Reminds me of Dan the wolfman

Your Hattori Hanzo would do nuttin!

I would smoke bomb you...hit you with a gold plated star and disappear before you're lame little sword cleared it's sheath.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Ever order from AWMA as a kid? | TMMAC - The MMA Community Forum

 

[SongExotic2]

Your Hattori Hanzo would do nuttin!

I would smoke bomb you...hit you with a gold plated star and disappear before you're lame little sword cleared it's sheath.

People bought this shit?

 

[SongExotic2]

Who the fuck would buy a gold ninja star?

(Apart from probably @Mix6APlix )

 

[seekntruth]

Pretty cool. Ever read any of Dr. Ha Ha Lung's Ninja stuff? Trying to remember where I put my throwing stars. Might have to buy some more. This Ninja family just moved into the hood. Unfortunately, they don't come out during the day so it's hard to broach acquaintance. Any advice?

I like your style.

Only advice I have...not my own though, but a fellow famous Ninja said..."never carry your girlfriend to hide in the tree with you"

 

[SongExotic2]

I mean.

It's a pretty fucking good deal.

 

[Mix6APlix]

And since so many here (usually those on ignore) question my sincerity, 1991 VHS style, and I was ninja way before I got this.

The worst part is I have as many VHS players as I do kids, zero. Why do I still have this?

Because someday I will go get a VHS player, and play this on a loop for hours for my nieces.

 

[Mix6APlix]

I like your style.

Only advice I have...not my own though, but a fellow famous Ninja said..."never carry your girlfriend to hide in the tree with you"

We generally 'hid out', in the sand stone caves of Starved Rock state park.

 

[seekntruth]

People bought this shit?

Who the fuck would buy a gold ninja star?

(Apart from probably @Mix6APlix )

You can just get the fuck out Noob!

 

[Tuc Ouiner]

Stephan Hayes was the Dolly Lama's bodyguard for a bit. Apologies to all the tibetan buddists out there fore my spelling.

 

[SongExotic2]

You can just get the fuck out Noob!

You old ass motherfuckers


Wanna buy some genuine Fiji war beans?

They are magic

 

[Nemo?]

Pretty cool. Ever read any of Dr. Ha Ha Lung's Ninja stuff? Trying to remember where I put my throwing stars. Might have to buy some more. This Ninja family just moved into the hood. Unfortunately, they don't come out during the day so it's hard to broach acquaintance. Any advice?

Just meet them on their roof around 2am suited and booted.

Real recognize real my ninja

 

[b00ts]

After 3 Ninjas and the Power Rangers, I legit thought I was one with the ancient arts. We would hide in the woods and mock fight enemy invaders or pretend to set traps and shit. We actually made a spike pit and covered it. Luckily my dad found it, beat us with one of the sticks in it, and filled it in before some poor bastard fell in.

 

[seekntruth]

You old ass motherfuckers


Wanna buy some genuine Fiji war beans?

They are magic

I shit Fiji war beans before breakfast

 

[SongExotic2]

After 3 Ninjas and the Power Rangers, I legit thought I was one with the ancient arts. We would hide in the woods and mock fight enemy invaders or pretend to set traps and shit. We actually made a spike pit and covered it. Luckily my dad found it, beat us with one of the sticks in it, and filled it in before some poor bastard fell in.

I set a trip wire one time. Some older kid tripped on it. Thought he was gonna beat our asses