General Did your dad give you the driving talk?

[MMAHAWK]

Biden just brought it up again and I’m starting to think I was the only white person to get that lecture. The very first thing my dad taught me about driving was what to do if pulled over.

Hands on the wheel
Don’t reach for anything
Only do exactly what is asked
Yes sir/ No sir

Anyone else get taught this lesson?

 

[Rambo John J]

Biden just brought it up again and I’m starting to think I was the only white person to get that lecture. The very first thing my dad taught me about driving was what to do if pulled over.

Hands on the wheel
Don’t reach for anything
Only do exactly what is asked
Yes sir/ No sir

Anyone else get taught this lesson?

Nope
I guess don't fuck around was assumed

 

[crowbar]

No but he tell me about the birds & the bees.

"Son,did I ever tell you about the birds & the bees?"

The birds will shit on you & the bees will sting you.

 

[crowbar]

That's a true story Matt.I'm not making that up. ^^^

 

[MMAHAWK]

That's a true story Matt.I'm not making that up. ^^^

Well I’ve been shit on by a bird and stung by a bee but never gotten a ticket or been shot in 28 years of driving.



View: https://youtu.be/rIKlkgWZE8Y

 

[crowbar]

I asked a police officer one night when I was getting a ticket,what is the best thing that I can do when getting pulled over and he said...

Remember this was at night time.

The cop told me to turn on your dome light and stick both of your arms out the window.

 

[jason73]

lol @ america

 

[MMAHAWK]

lol @ america

Don’t give me that
I’ve seen what your law enforcement will do for disobeying orders

 

[sparkuri]

My dad told me- "where'd you learn to drive a stick? And stop stealing my Datsun station wagon, next time I'm pressing charges"

 

[jason73]

Don’t give me that
I’ve seen what your law enforcement will do for disobeying orders
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[MMAHAWK]

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[Robbie Hart]

The second I read “Biden” I will not listen
He’s as stupid as they get

 

[Jesus X]

My dad just told me never to drink and drive as he was drinking while driving but I never did would have been relaxing tho nice car beer.

 

[Rambo John J]

My dad just told me never to drink and drive as he was drinking while driving but I never did would have been relaxing tho nice car beer.

Be glad you didn't

That leads to Jail and hard times if you get used to it and can't stop

 

[Jesus X]

I have only gotten 4 tickets in 19 years of driving 2 of them moving violations. Only time cops pulled me out the car was when I forgot my license at home but I cleared that up without being arrested got a ticket for a broken windshield which the court later threw out when I got it repaired.

 

[Jesus X]

Be glad you didn't

That leads to Jail and hard times if you get used to it and can't stop

Lol yeah no shit

 

[Jesus X]

When my dad got a dui he got off easy fines used to be low af like in 1986 and punishment.

My brothers dui cost him 10 K

 

[MMAHAWK]

My dad just told me never to drink and drive as he was drinking while driving but I never did would have been relaxing tho nice car beer.

This your dad? I assumed it was @Wild all day.


View: https://twitter.com/optometristdan/status/1622698825298374660?s=46&t=6kyiq6g92qlLfNwbZVcloA

 

[Jesus X]

My dad told me- "where'd you learn to drive a stick? And stop stealing my Datsun station wagon, next time I'm pressing charges"

My dad taught me to drive stick on a datsun too when I was 13 coincidentally because our house had like a big ass empty lot behind it.made driving automatic very easy.
One of these but the u.s version with the side mirrors.

 

[Jesus X]

This your dad? I assumed it was @Wild all day.


View: https://twitter.com/optometristdan/status/1622698825298374660?s=46&t=6kyiq6g92qlLfNwbZVcloA

My dad was a bit like randy marsh even looked like him.

 

[Rambo John J]

Lol yeah no shit

Yep

 

[Thuglife13]

My dad just told me never to drink and drive as he was drinking while driving but I never did would have been relaxing tho nice car beer.

LoL @ nice car beer to go along with "lawnmower beer"...

What would be the best "car beer"?

Well anywho, Papa Thuglife died when I was a kid but from what I remember of him I'm pretty damn sure he'd say "only retards get pulled over". Something along those lines...