I wish I could kill burpees like they almost killed me once.
Rugby traneing, we were doing 20 burpees then piggy back your buddy up a steep incline and then another 20 burpees
I had an asthma attack and our coach made me keep going, Im dark as the ace of spades but changed colours for the first time.
FINALLY Mr Clayton let me get my ventolin and when I came back he called me out for lying and made do 10 laps of the Rubgy pitch and 20 burpees at each corner, I made like 2 or 3 laps and collapsed and the fuckers played a game of touch (Rugby but no tackling) around my dying body.