[NOTE TO MODS: I'd prefer to use the word "shit" over "bowel movements," but I want to stay on the right side of the law. If I could have a ruling, I'll title this thread accordingly. Thank you.] Now..... Okay, so there are 365 days in a year, and I think it's fair to say that almost everyone shits twice per day at a minimum. That's a lot of shitting. I want you to get to the end of the year and reflect on that. It's amazing. But what about you? Specifically, do you think you shit 1,000 times per year? 900 times? 750 times? What is a realistic goal? I'd love to break the 1,200 mark, just in terms of achieving something.