Do you take 1,000 bowel movements per year?

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  1. MMAPlaywright

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    [NOTE TO MODS: I'd prefer to use the word "shit" over "bowel movements," but I want to stay on the right side of the law. If I could have a ruling, I'll title this thread accordingly. Thank you.]
    Now.....

    Okay, so there are 365 days in a year, and I think it's fair to say that almost everyone shits twice per day at a minimum. That's a lot of shitting. I want you to get to the end of the year and reflect on that. It's amazing.

    But what about you? Specifically, do you think you shit 1,000 times per year? 900 times? 750 times?
    What is a realistic goal? I'd love to break the 1,200 mark, just in terms of achieving something.
     
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    Jesus H, I meant to post this in the forum NOT dedicated to fight discussion.

    Sorry. Please move, mods. This is no place for a thread about taking a shit.
     
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    MoDs please merge tHis with the thread where Dana says the winner of Silva vs adesanya gets a title shot
     
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    epic work. big explanation about shit to open an on-topic thread. bravo!
     
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    I will reach 1,000 by the end of March.
     
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    Like clockwork until I hit that thousandth shit mid December, then I'm backed up until the new year.
     
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    As a heterosexual grown ass man... the day I talk in depth about my
    shits to other grown ass men is the day I turn in my man card

    You mutherfuckers have issues...
     
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  10. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    I wasn’t joking either. It’s pretty odd for me to poop more than once a day.
     
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  13. Suicidalforlife

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    1000 shits a year.

    Not even close, now if we are talking about shitposts, you might be into something.
     
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    haha we havent had a good shit thread in a while
     
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    i have a 40 minute shitting window...anything goes during that window

    Defecation is strictly prohibited outside of this window
     
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    I'm usually once a day.
    If ill that could be 10 times a day.

    But I don't get sick often. I'm going to bet I'm in the 500 range.
     
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    What about the weight of these shits? I'm going to guess the average shit is about a pound.
    So OP is dropping a 1/2 ton of shit a year.

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    Over 1000 annually for sure, I eat horribly and aren't very fat so it has to go somewhere. That somewhere is the bowl at least 3 times a day.
     
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    Probably 400 . If u shit twice a day then you have problems.
     
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