Do you take 1,000 bowel movements per year?

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  1. Outlaw Shit

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    how do you get 400 then?
    I ain't got time to shit
    sometimes I gotta break that up into two sessions because I got better shit to do than sit around shitting
     
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  2. Jesus X

    Jesus X Because of the Implication

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    I BM maybe two times a day but the first cathartic dump of the day is massive due to my dedicated greek yogurt daily habit. the second dump is a puny beta dump with maybe a little 4 inch manlet turd coming from betwixt my perfectly formed ass cheeks.
     
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  3. conor mcgreg0r nut hugger

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    400 bc sometimes my tummy not working right, so have to go 2 times. Here is how you go one time. Stop eating 13 or 12 hours before toilet time. For eg eat last meal at 7pm and next day empty at 8am
     
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  4. Outlaw Shit

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    thank you for advice...I am happy with my 40 minute window method...and it usually is once a day
     
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  5. otaku1

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    Quite interesting.
    Probably 400 range.
     
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  6. jasonhightower

    jasonhightower "You're not even training are you Frenchy?"

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    I only took 752 last year, so I'll probably be around that again in 2019.
     
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  7. Galt

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    3 times a day, I am a man of routine.
     
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  8. Heystro

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    Much more I reckon but I booze hard and I married a Mexican girl that cooks often for me.
     
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  9. BrunoMcGyver

    BrunoMcGyver “My balls was hot.”

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    I usually take just one shit a day but I’m there forever. I can shit for as long as an episode of Law and Order no joke
     
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  10. MovinOn

    MovinOn Canis lupus familiaris

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    439.518 shits in 2018 (don't ask).

    I hope this is the first in a series of poop threads: Describe your steamers (it would be a thread fail without accompanying pics, right?); How long do you spend on the shitter?; Favorite things to do while dropping friends off at the lake?; What's the longest you've gone without a "code brown?"

    Seriously, or maybe not so seriously, I'm going to defer to the late great George Carlin who pointed out that "taking a shit" is a terrible misnomer. Nobody "takes" a shit, you LEAVE a shit!

    Finally, @Splinty@Splinty, how da fuq does your algorithm work? I reached the bottom of this thread and these are the three "similar" threads recommended:

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    Really?
     
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  11. BirdWatcher

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    Average 3 a day.
     
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  12. conor mcgreg0r nut hugger

    conor mcgreg0r nut hugger Text JOE to 30330

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    Holly fuck.. Are you eating all day?
     
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  13. Banchan

    Banchan The Most Dangerous Dame

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    Sounds like you could use more leafy greens and coffee.
     
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    I'm not stuffing myself but I eat about 5 meals a day and maybe a late night snack. My routine tells me everything's working in good order and I like that. I don't like feeling overly full or malnourished.
     
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  15. jason73

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    you sound like a woman
     
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  16. conor mcgreg0r nut hugger

    conor mcgreg0r nut hugger Text JOE to 30330

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    Ever tried "Time restricted eating" .. eating 6 or 5 is an old thing.
     
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  17. Spore

    Spore When I die, just throw me in the trash

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    300 , 250 are ghost shits where I have nothing on the toilet paper. I love metamucil
     
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    It's not a"thing" I'm doing lol. Typical work day looks like this.

    530 breakfast
    900 coffee break
    1230 lunch
    300 after work mid size meal
    730 dinner
    900 sometimes a snack
     
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  19. Wild

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    Easily 1000 here
     
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    ghost shits :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
     
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  21. Outlaw Shit

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  22. Tiiimmmaaayyy

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    Perhaps the best gif ever
     
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  23. Tiiimmmaaayyy

    Tiiimmmaaayyy First 100 ish

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    It’s just talk, for now. Wait until the pics start pouring in. Then you can be disgusted.
     
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  24. SoupCan

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    question: if your a pooping and get kicked of the shitter by a young one needing to rock a piss and you continue pooping after does that count as 1 poop or 2 poops
     
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  25. SoupCan

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    talking about the functions of your butts hole does not make you gay
     
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