Do you take 1,000 bowel movements per year?

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  1. Spore

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    Counts only as one because it's still the same shitlog
     
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  2. MovinOn

    MovinOn Canis lupus familiaris

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    I don't have an answer to your question, but I have a query of my own:

    Is the bathroom at your residence known as the "SoupCan?"
     
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  3. Dat Pre-HollyHolm Ronda $

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    Discussing it with other men does
     
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  4. SoupCan

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    everyman had a butts hole and I would hope every mans butts hole is in working order.

    You could learn alot about your own butts hole discussing it with other men, how to clean it, ,maintain it, groom it, pleasure it.

    Your starting to sound like my wife when I told her to stick a finger in my butt and she said she didnt have a condom
     
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  5. Rambo John J

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    LOL some freak Pinned the thread
     
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  6. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    I tried to ride out a sinus infection until everything got bloody. So now antibiotics may kick my number up to 1,000 this week alone.
     
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  7. Wild.

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    Document it.
     
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  8. Kneeblock

    Kneeblock I will dog walk you

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    Everytime you read a post that's longer than a paragraph from me on here it was definitely composed during a dump. 1000 is a modest goal.
     
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  9. D-raw

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    I shit once a day fairly regular time every day. Does anyone else weigh themselves before and after?


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    LOL
    I actually have done that a few times when I was heavy or light just to see what my record is
     
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  12. D-raw

    D-raw The 23rd Member

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    Mine usually range from .4 to .6 of a lb. Most I think is 1.2. Yours?
     
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  13. BrunoMcGyver

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    1.2 POUNDS?? That’s fuck all mate. I’ll easily shit 1.2 KILOS most days
     
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    It takes all sizes and shapes bro
     
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    He is a fucken woman. Just the other day I was having a business meeting with one of the owners here and that fucker had to stick his beak in like snookie from Jersey shore
     
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    Thankfully you found MMA


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    No. Not even close. That's like three per day. My average is probably slightly over one. Speaking of which, nature calls.
     
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  19. MMAPlaywright

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    I'm a steady two per day. I believe that's optimal.
     
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    Seek help
     
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    I release a liquid pound of piss fairly regularly
     
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    Man, if only I could tell you how many times I've referenced the Scandinavian Journal of Gastroenterology. It's bailed me out in a ton of threads!
     
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