Personal Door Dash driver with the shits tries to enter house
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Hell no
would pull a gun on him and watch him poop out
We all know he already shit himself partially
Switch your diet up fella
would pull a gun on him and watch him poop out
We all know he already shit himself partially
Switch your diet up fella
She had kids in there too. No way I'm letting that idiot in. He better go find a new pair of pants or something.
I let a freaking roofer in my house to shit once. Only reason I did is because he would just do it on the side of my house if I didn't.
Never again
Roofer = Mexican
Mexican = Tamales. Peppers, Burritos
Tamales, Peppers, Burritos = Swamp Ass
My roofer boss did that twice(shit on side/corner of house)
Lost a lot of respect for him
White dude
This is basically what I was going to say. No way would I let him in, but I would expect him to do it on my lawn which I would need to hose away as well as report him to DD after posting the video on YT along with his city and account name for making me deal with his problem.
I don't know the neighborhood, but how odd he wouldn't figure something out prior to doing the delivery. No doubt there were napkins in that order.
I wood shit and you wood never know it. This accent belongs to a man who hates flavor.
Contract delivery drivers in first world countries tend to be drug addicts and criminals, people who can't even get minimum wage jobs (as they usually pay less than min wage)... No way I'd let that person in my house... I stopped even using them like 5 years ago when I saw a dude with a door dash bag injecting drugs in downtown Vancouver. It's possible he stole it but more likely that's who is delivering your food lol.
In the US, most of them are immigrants. Granted I don't know whether they are legal or questionable, or otherwise, but California as a whole and also Seattle have a minimum wage for these drivers. The rate is higher than the minimum wage for everyone else, but is only applies when the driver is actively on a contracted deal (a delivery or taxi ride, etc.) which is why the rate is higher. Meaning the illegals can get higher than minimum wage plus all of the freebies the local, state, and federal governments give them. Wow... not really.
Doesn't make me want to use them either. Levels of hygiene are probably super low in that population and I'm sure they're still super bitter and will fuck with your foood.
I'm okay with delivery if the delivery worker is an employee and had to report to work for the day to someone lol.
And those things make it more expensive for the customer, and many of them can't find the correct address despite using a GPS as well as customer entered delivery instructions.
LOL yeah, he should have pulled over in a neighborhood, popped open his camping toilet, pulled down his pants, popped a squat, and waived at the kids riding their bikes as well as the people walking their dogs.
It is for extreme emergencies and you can pull into somewhere no one can see you. If his pooping emergency wasnt so bad he should have just shit in a public parks bathroom or a fast food place she is not obligated to let him in the house at all.
Just shit your pants.. Like what's the worst that's going to happen. You just go home and clean yourself up. It's not like anyone would have even known.
Dude is lucky he didn't get shot trying to barge into a home like that, would have been a legal shoot in most places.
Dude is lucky he didn't get shot trying to barge into a home like that, would have been a legal shoot in most places.
