General Doorbell Cam Records Man Being Attacked on His Porch
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I'm certain if that was a racoon, him and the dogs would be dead.
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LOL
He utilised his "I'll just sit between his shoulder blades whilst this guy flails around like a spastic" technique.
He then switched up to the incredibly advanced "If I sit on his dog's back and make it yelp, perhaps that big idiot will kick his own dog for me" technique, which was foiled by the guy's total lack of physical coordination.
He crawls backs like trees, always staying on the other side of the threat.
It is a hardwired skillset.
A squad of 100 highly trained squirrels could take out nearly anything on the planet
He didn't exactly try his best to protect his dog from the same source of rabies he was just afflicted by.