General Doritos poll

[SongExotic2]

It is interesting

I knew a guy name hanz from belgium, recovering heroin addict.
He once put the shingles on a roof in Hawaii with an underlap instead of an overlap...We showed up in Hawaii for vacation and he was so proud of his roof...Then my dad told him he did it wrong and then helped him do it right

He had access to the best chocolate ever, would send it to us on our birthdays...I think the best chocolate comes from somewhere over in that area...Such amazing chocolate

Hmmmm. Where was he from? Maybe that's a clue somehow??

 

[Rambo John J]

Hmmmm. Where was he from? Maybe that's a clue somehow??

I think it was Belgium.

 

[SongExotic2]

I think it was Belgium.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Aren't those the ones that cause "anal leakage" haha?

Think those were the fat free ones.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Made from/with peanuts. You don't have em over there?

This is fucking Bamba.

 

[Rambo John J]

Think those were the fat free ones.

Oh Ok...thought you were making a joke.

I remember reading about that side effect and thinking WTF?

Then I ate a couple once, and yep...It happened.

Worst fat free ingredient ever.

 

[Qat]

This is fucking Bamba.

Looks like it.

But what a stupid name that is for this product!

 

[Qat]

Jesus Christ. I'm not German, but I'm literally going to be eating rookworst and caraway seeds an hour from now. Still, sauerkraut on pizza is a fucking atrocious idea.

??

Not everything needs to be on pizza, clearly

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

Not everything needs to be on pizza, clearly

I am not opposed to the idea of rookworst on pizza, but the reality is that it dries it out too much.

??

 

[SongExotic2]

I am not opposed to the idea of rookworst on pizza, but the reality is that it dries it out too much.

??

It fits with the humour there.

 

[Sex Chicken]

I’ve seen those in Southern Ontario. They called them “ @Sex Chicken dicks” and I’ve never tried them.

Your step mom has.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Chili heatwave is the only good Doritos flavor

every other kind is for pussified eaters who think a jalapeño pepper is scalding hot.

if you like any other flavor than chili heatwave, you’re just a pretender and scared to step up to a real Dorito.
Kind of like doing boxercize amd calling yourself a boxer. You can’t handle the heat and that translates into real life where you cower to your bosses amd keep your head down in meetings to avoid any real issues. I will hold back on calling you a sheep as that is now only for scared little liberals who voted for beeden. But make no mistake, you’re almost there, just can’t call you that......yet

 

[La Paix]

How the fuck is Cool Ranch in the lead? A coworker told me he puts those in the freezer beefier eating and they level up. I may try this later.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Looks like it.

But what a stupid name that is for this product!

@Lars knows the meaning, I’m sure.

 

[Big Dummy]

Spicy Nacho Cheese and only by a cunt hair over Cool Ranch. They’re even better on a Peanut Butter and Jelly sammich. Crunchy peanut butter because I’m not queer.

 

[Big Dummy]

Think those were the fat free ones.

Yeah, it was the ones made with Olestra. Frito-Lays WOW lineup.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Spicy Nacho Cheese and only by a cunt hair over Cool Ranch. They’re even better on a Peanut Butter and Jelly sammich. Crunchy peanut butter because I’m not queer.

On a Peanut butter sandwich?

 

[SongExotic2]

Spicy Nacho Cheese and only by a cunt hair over Cool Ranch. They’re even better on a Peanut Butter and Jelly sammich. Crunchy peanut butter because I’m not queer.

 

[Big Dummy]

On a Peanut butter sandwich?

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[SongExotic2]

Fucking Doritos on a peanut butter sandwich.

 

[SongExotic2]

As a purveyor of fine dining I want to fly to whatever swamp you live in and slap you.

 

[Big Dummy]

As a purveyor of fine dining I want to fly to whatever swamp you live in and slap you.

I hope you like hospital food.

 

[Big Dummy]

On a Peanut butter sandwich?

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Try it. Straight up Lays are probably the best though.

 

[SongExotic2]

I hope you like hospital food.

The menu was impressive. I did consider staying to try some.

 

[SongExotic2]

Try it. Straight up Lays are probably the best though.

Don't do it throb. This is some straight up Indian smallpox blanket type shit. Will probably make you blind or gayer.