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  1. mysticmac

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    Did he say he worked as a bouncer?
     
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    silentsinger Ok Banger

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    Literally the only WWE I've ever seen was midget WWE one morning. It made me late for work I was so transfixed.
     
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    i always wanted a midget friend. i always ask my wife if we can go through the drive through at a mcdonalds so i can talk to a midget cashier there. i get giddy
     
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    conor mcgregor nut hugger Bernie is my spirit animal

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    Cereally. Had a joint work Christmas partyand there was a midget there. I was pretty much held back from drunk me asking him if we could be friends. Everyone knew how obsessed I was with midgets.
     
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    midgets are great..they always look up to you
     
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    One of my favourite midget moments (conversely with someone from Sherdog) we were walking down the street in Camden and saw a midget screaming and shouting at this woman. He had a cool as fuck leather studded jacket but he was covered in ketchup.

    I wish I could have been around 5 minutes earlier to see what had happened.
     
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    a midget with a studded leather jacket in camden nj doesnt sound like it will have a happy ending
     
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    What is the politically correct term these days?

    I never know
     
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    Good job it was Camden, London then :D
    I really wanted to go and ask what the fuck was going on but I'd have ended up involved, or trying to see if I could fit him into my pocket.
     
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    silentsinger Ok Banger

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    I thought I was holding my own that the guy from Game of Thrones was the same guy from In Bruges in an online argument. I was wrong. Then the guy I was arguing with told me he was an actual midget. I was fucking mortified. Actually just gone red thinking about it.
     
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    Innocentx Capitan Pingaloca

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    i once found a box turtle crossing the street in front of my house and named it gary coleman after he died. . we set him loose by a river after 2 weeks. true story


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    Come to florida. Theres a homeless girl midget that's as dirty as possible with a 6ft boyfriend that lives on the corner a few blocks away.

    Then there a super ugly midget with a bigger head than bigfoot Silva and shes covered in tattoos and talks ghetto as fuck. Shes white and shes a hooker. Every time I see her I yell at her and shes like "nigga I don't do nuttin for less than a hunnit" lol shes fucking gross
     
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    all she needs is a knight in shining armor. her pretty woman moment will come someday
     
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    Bones Nose #NeverBeenPinked

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    I found her for you. Shes fucking gross and sucks truck stop dick all day. Pics are from her hooker profile

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    Bones Nose #NeverBeenPinked

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    Is there a store that sells clothes to midgets? Cause alot are kinda fat I dont think they could wear regular kids clothes
     
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    Is that child size Heinekken?
     
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    I may have found a niche to my EBay stuff. I know my way around a sewing machine.
     
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    i cant believe she sucks dick at truck stops. how can she stoop so low
     
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  22. Innocentx

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    is she happy?
     
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    im just asking because if she is not, which one of the other 6 ones is she?
     
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  24. silentsinger

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    Proper IRL LOL.
     
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    Innocentx Capitan Pingaloca

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    i was worried my punch line was going to come a little short.. it was pretty mean though and whatever her stature is, i know im bigger than that. i have been a little condescending in my responses and that is wrong. stuff like this is beneath me. no more short jokes. i f i learned anything in life it is to not say something to someone you wouldnt say to their face..because who knows if they have a short fuse..what she has probably gone through in her life most likely dwarfs anything i have ever been through
     
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