General Eskimo Bros

[Lamont Cranston]

So, I just found out that not only am I am eskimo bros with my actual bro, but also with a co-worker.

The weirdest part is that I was told by my co-worker today that he was going to ask her back out.

I had to tell him that she's long term happy married with kids.

He was devastated.

I was like, srsly, did you think she was just going to wait around until you asked her back out?

We're all in our 50s!

So the question is, do I tell her about all this?

 

[MountainMedic]

You need to stop gossiping in the break room and get back to work is what you need to do.

 

[Lamont Cranston]

You need to stop gossiping in the break room and get back to work is what you need to do.

We were not at work.

Bumped into him while out and about today.

 

[MountainMedic]

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Thanks.

Doesn't answer my question though.

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Not that I need an answer, just bored and thought I'd ask for opinions.

 

[NiteProwleR]

I've heard of many Skeemo bros but not many Skeemo sisters. I wonder why?

 

[Lamont Cranston]

I've heard of many Skeemo bros but not many Skeemo sisters. I wonder why?

What's a "Skeemo?"

 

[NiteProwleR]

It's what you said and how my brain processes it. Catch up woodja Doug?

 

[Lamont Cranston]

It's what you said and how my brain processes it. Catch up woodja Doug?

 

[NiteProwleR]

Now you're talking my lengua. Was she even a good lay, my guey?

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Now you're talking my lengua. Was she even a good lay, my guey?

**translates**

Thank you for understanding me. This is relevant to my interests. Was she sexually exciting for you, my friend?

We dated as late teens.

My bro dated her later in her early 20s.

We never told him we dated so he thought we were just really good friends.

Then it fell apart with my bro.

She dated my co-worker in their late 20s.

So I got her at a different time I guess...but she was a lot of fun, cool chick too, but we were not in the right place or time to be forever, and ended up great friends.

 

[NiteProwleR]

The power of pussy, man. 50 years later still making it twitch.

 

[kvr28]

Sex guy 3.0 rears his head

 

[MountainMedic]

Sex guy 3.0 rears his head

This is like The Usual Dougspects.
Who was Kaiser Sexguy? Figment?

 

[Lennybishop]

So the question is, do I tell her about all this?

Post a follow up please, and thank you.

 

[supersonic]

**translates**



We dated as late teens.

My bro dated her later in her early 20s.

We never told him we dated so he thought we were just really good friends.

Then it fell apart with my bro.

She dated my co-worker in their late 20s.

So I got her at a different time I guess...but she was a lot of fun, cool chick too, but we were not in the right place or time to be forever, and ended up great friends.

Sounds like OP wants another Crack at her and is gonna cock block his bud.