Sports Ever hit someone in the face with a baseball bat?

[Mix6APlix]

Sadly this isn't a story of a malicious beatdown of one of my childhood neighbors. He was a ginger, so I guess he kind of deserved it.

But we were playing softball in a local park, and he was the catcher. Probably still is. He was too close behind me as I was swinging lefty as my superior ambidextrous genetics allows me to, and caught him square in the face on the back swing. Aside from when a kid I knew literally tore a nut off when we were riding our dirtbikes on 'The Hills' (Dirt trails in the middle of nowhere) and didn't quite stick the landing, and the chick who had the allergic reaction to something, it was the only time I or anyone I was with, had to call paramedics. An aluminum Easton > face every time. He shouldn't have been so close to me. I think he realized that as he was spitting out teeth.



We didn't speak after that day.

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

Good post, didn't read

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I'd never do anything like that.

 

[Mix6APlix]

I'm with you, man. I wouldn't stand that close behind someone swinging a bat either.

 

[jason73]

I smeared my brother in laws nose across his face with a 4ft chunk of crown moulding.i chopped him in the beak like it was a sword.fucker bled like a pig

 

[Jesus X]

why wasn't he wearing a mask.

easton makes some terrible bats.

 

[Filthy]

Sadly this isn't a story of a malicious beatdown of one of my childhood neighbors. He was a ginger, so I guess he kind of deserved it.

But we were playing softball in a local park, and he was the catcher. Probably still is. He was too close behind me as I was swinging lefty as my superior ambidextrous genetics allows me to, and caught him square in the face on the back swing. ...

We didn't speak after that day.

weak. I caught my sister in the forehead as she was running out the door and I was practicing my Home Run swing. Caught her right as my lead hand came through the power stroke, like an aluminum spinning backfist.

I legit took a chunk out of her skull, she still has a calcium knot on the spot 30 years later.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

easton makes some terrible bats.

There was a time, they were the undisputed pussy getter of aluminum bats.

 

[Wild]

Yes, actually the same exact way. Recoil on a baseball swing that caught the catcher. Luckily it didnt hurt the guy too bad.

 

[Mix6APlix]

why wasn't he wearing a mask.

easton makes some terrible bats.

because we were young and stupid

and Easton bats still win vs a face.

 

[mysticmac]

When I was four, I chased my sister around the yard and hit her over the head with a whiffle ball bat because she struck me out. Dad laughed.

 

[Ghost Bro]

I haven't

 

[Jdog93]

Went to war with another kid when I was Five for who gets to hit the Piñata first at a B-day party.....


His B-day party. Lol

 

[silentsinger]

You're a fucking mental. And 40. Well done.

 

[silentsinger]

Still no remorse for your best "love him like a brother" friend when you started thinking he was the dick?

 

[Hauler]

I've taken a few to the dome. I always had my mask on but it still rocks you a bit. Although not as bad as when the pitcher crosses you up and you are expecting a fastball but get a curve that bounces into your junk. Again, yes I had protective equipment on. But yes, it still hurts.

 

[Hauler]

Although not as bad as this...

Those are the worst.

 

[Shinkicker]

I've taken a few to the dome. I always had my mask on but it still rocks you a bit. Although not as bad as when the pitcher crosses you up and you are expecting a fastball but get a curve that bounces into your junk. Again, yes I had protective equipment on. But yes, it still hurts.

Sooooo, you are a catcher?

 

[Hauler]

Sooooo, you are a catcher?

Haha.
For a large part of my baseball "career" I was, yeah.

 

[Leigh]

A guy swung at me with a bat. I took it off him and hit him in the head with it but not the face.

 

[b00ts]

When I was a baseball stud and I was practicing my breeding techniques with most of the softball chicks that I'd met through the leagues, I witnessed a chick get just about all of her teeth knocked out. A girl was on deck and not paying attention. This girl strikes out and starts walking to the dugout. The on deck girl takes a huge practice swing and it clips tie other girl right in the mouth. Nasty fucking sound.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Still no remorse for your best "love him like a brother" friend when you started thinking he was the dick?

Are you purposely trying to be a cunt, or just that stupid?

No remorse at all, hurt an animal, you're dead to me. I'd rather have read that he threw his lunatic ex wife in the fire, as that would not only be forgivable, but warranted.