Everyone should fuck with scammers

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ThatOneDude

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Fake Microsoft Help Desk
What these ass turds do is create adds and popups that tell you your computer is compromised and you need to call Microsoft for help to "fix" your computer. Well a lady at work got this pop up today, so now it's time to play :)
I'm spinning up a virtual machine as we speak, and its going to be play time.

Yes I'm bored as shit
Yes I'm stoned
 

ThatOneDude

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i need to throw a skin on my ubuntu vm to make it look like XP
 

Left Hook Larry

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i need to throw a skin on my ubuntu vm to make it look like XP
Lol if that will really fool them I don't even know what to say. If they're smart enough to do the malware they should be smart enough to know a linux machine from a windows one.
 

ThatOneDude

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Lol if that will really fool them I don't even know what to say. If they're smart enough to do the malware they should be smart enough to know a linux machine from a windows one.
Their morons, I kept them on the phone for a combined total of 40 min today, I told them I had a Compaq Presario running NT that I hadn't turned off in 16 years....
 

ThatOneDude

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Everyone should call them, they get really mad when they figure out you're fucking with them
 

Splinty

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Wtf

Tried calling 3 times now. I even downloaded a call recording app so I can share the prank call with you guys. But it just rings and rings and rings.
 

sparkuri

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My phone conversations with solicitors and scammers are epic.
Perhaps the Jerky Brothers had far more influence on me as a youngster.
I wish I'd recorded them all, but it's worth it just to put the fam in stitches. :)

My last "Windows" (computer one) was awesome.
I couldn't hold that Indian on the phone for any more than five minutes before he hung up on my and called me a motherfucker.

The nerve...