Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by BirdWatcher, Feb 25, 2015.
Because Thats why !
Haha firstly that would be the other way around, you would be getting me beers from the fridge and massaging my shoulders in between rounds
And where abouts is it that you live?
AWWWW YEA @EyeAmYuki and @Emma B are gonna jolly their rogers!!!!
Roger and Out !
@Emma B do you know any chavs?
edit - wrong thread
^^^(That's a subtle cockblock btw)
What gives you the impression that I know any Chavs? ? I guess I know a few associates. Why??
Don't all English people know at least 10 Chavs?
And because they're hilarious, mostly.
That's your version of a chav?? A bouncer being a class 1 pick! !
No the guy getting slammed is the chav
and its funny
I made the pie last night...ate it after brunch today.it was fantastic. I used brown sugar...and went with the cream. Everybody enjoyed. Thanks
And that guy was starting a fight on the sidewalk in front of the bar... if you think that's a bouncer being a prick I don't think you'd like most of them where I'm from.
No chance. Bring me beers and in return I'll let you touch these bad boys. It's a privilege.
I live near a place called Sarratt.
He didn't look too much of a chav tbf...
Shaq couldn't block this cock.
That's what they do here, start fights anywhere especially outside bars. Then you will get a bouncer trying to attempt to break it up if your lucky!!
Yea, and he's been around the block and didn't let it get to be an actual fight.
I just youtubed chav
I used to listen to a song called smash ya pastie but the guy took all his funny youtubes down
did you ever hear that little ditty?
Haha Nah... I cannot be bribed for sexual favours one bit!! And 'Traps' just aint my thing anyway And where on earth is Sarratt?? I have not heard of that place??
You say that but I guarantee you if you took the chance and kneaded @EyeAmYuki's rock hard traps you'd be singing a different tune. They are sublime.
You two can play and I'd watch I will be fine
Woah steady on. I was talking about a back rub. What makes you think I'd let you give me sexual favours?
He told me it was just a one time thing. I was all like:
I will never get tired of that gif. Story of my life yo
Back when I was a teenager I went to an amusement park called Kings Island. At the time it had licensed a bunch of cartoon characters so it could have them walking around the park and taking pictures with kids and such. I remember how excited I was when I saw Hong Kong Phooey! I had seen him on tv doing martial arts when I was a kid, he was a bad ass! So I walked up and beat the fuck out of him.