Lifestyle Fake Martial Arts mini-doc

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Grateful Dude

TMMAC Addict
May 30, 2016
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This shit has always been fascinating to me: Count Dante, Dillman, Ashida Kim, etc. So many of these dipshits out there.

These guys got nothing on our resident street fighter Never Wrestled @Sex Chicken



MountainMedic @MountainMedic you need an avatar man, perhaps a Count Dante pic? :D
 

jason73

woodley cant box
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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i thought this was going to be about gracie online university
 

Cody

Voter ID > Vax passports
Jun 13, 2016
20,346
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Lol 3 minutes in it says china is called "the sick men of asia"

Too soon bro
 

T-City Minister of Truth

Dept of Public Enlightentment
Jun 28, 2016
19,711
23,914
Systema and Krav Maga are the ones that hurt my feels.

I first trained with some Soviet SF in the late 90s, and then with IDF a little later.
and by 'trained' I mean I got on the mat and had some fun-time throw downs.
Those cats were real as a heart attack. I got sucker-punched in a club and the guy I was busted that dude in to little pieces before I knew what was what. Just dismantled him from his ankle to the bridge of his nose.

And now I see 'former Spetznaz' doing energy-disrupting punches and other bullshit.
Same with Krav Maga. 60 yo women throwing knee-high kicks and strutting like they're killers.
 

Shang Tsong2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. GRAB EM BY THE PUSSY!
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
30,324
47,535
Fun Fact - I was at the Instructor Certification when Maycee and her sister became certified instructors.
Is it in front of a weird tree, like the nights watch?
 

jason73

woodley cant box
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
60,201
115,495
i am disappointed .i made it all the way thru that vid and did not see dan the wolfman 1 time

 

Shang Tsong2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. GRAB EM BY THE PUSSY!
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
30,324
47,535
it's at a secret location, in front of the Fountain of Pure Jiu-Jitsu.
I've heard of this place. They dunk your head in it and you become immortal like a vampire. That's why when @Rhino tries to cut his girly hair off it grows straight back.

 

conor mcgregor nut hugger

I only fight real fighters
Oct 24, 2015
60,264
54,772
Systema and Krav Maga are the ones that hurt my feels.

I first trained with some Soviet SF in the late 90s, and then with IDF a little later.
and by 'trained' I mean I got on the mat and had some fun-time throw downs.
Those cats were real as a heart attack. I got sucker-punched in a club and the guy I was busted that dude in to little pieces before I knew what was what. Just dismantled him from his ankle to the bridge of his nose.

And now I see 'former Spetznaz' doing energy-disrupting punches and other bullshit.
Same with Krav Maga. 60 yo women throwing knee-high kicks and strutting like they're killers.
Don't you have a blue belt from Gracie Internet University?