Went to watch it. My missus is mad for it. You could show her a steaming turd for 2 hours if it was holding a wand.
I thought it was incredibly underwhelming, confusing, cashing in and formulaic. Only a few things were original. Albino Jack Sparrow gave it full whelly and was pretty good and Redmaine was actually decent, his character is just a bit... odd. And in the spirit of brotherhood I will put the rest out of sight.
What you boys and girls think?
I thought it was incredibly underwhelming, confusing, cashing in and formulaic. Only a few things were original. Albino Jack Sparrow gave it full whelly and was pretty good and Redmaine was actually decent, his character is just a bit... odd. And in the spirit of brotherhood I will put the rest out of sight.
The ending was utter wank and not an ending, just like the Hunger Games... go fuck yourself, I have to wait 2 years to find out something I care less and less about every minute.
Why the fuck does Credance care so much about his family that the fate of the world rests on it. Seems like a wafer thing plot point.
Who in their right minds stands around in a crypt with all the relevant people accidentally being in the same place at the same time and doesnt immediately go OH MY GOD THIS IS A TRAP
Young Newt was really bad at acting. He attempted to do Redmaine being Newt but succeeded in doing a poor mans version of someone on SNL doing Newt.
The, oh my God Croc Dundee captured the animal into the case, conveniently that might come in reallllly handy in about an hour storyline, is getting very thin already.
Why the fuck does Credance care so much about his family that the fate of the world rests on it. Seems like a wafer thing plot point.
Who in their right minds stands around in a crypt with all the relevant people accidentally being in the same place at the same time and doesnt immediately go OH MY GOD THIS IS A TRAP
Young Newt was really bad at acting. He attempted to do Redmaine being Newt but succeeded in doing a poor mans version of someone on SNL doing Newt.
The, oh my God Croc Dundee captured the animal into the case, conveniently that might come in reallllly handy in about an hour storyline, is getting very thin already.
What you boys and girls think?
