My wife calls me “twoinch.” She must mean I’m two inches too long too, right? Maybe two inches too wide? Right? Seriously, tell me I’m right. I need this.
Fighter nickname?
- Thread starter Dick Niaz
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frank "twinkle toes" trigg
Survived but was all monged out with a walk. He made it sound like the gimp lady from deadwood. No idea myself as I've never met twofoot.
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In Forrest Griffin's book he says that he'd yell "I'll lick a dog's ass with a guy like you" at his opponent as the fight started when he was younger to throw them off.
I like your original nickname Vutulaki.I always thought Rory fucked up by not embracing "The Canadian Psycho".
Maybe I would be tempted to claim "The Australian Psycho". Depending on my fighting style /in - cage demeanour.
But I'd probably go with something along the lines of "The Ghost" or something like that, because I would be - hands down - the palest man ever to set foot in the Octagon. No joke. And I'm not even a fucking ranga.It would have to be my gimmick, I'd have no choice but to embrace it.
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The Cat Smasher is the best ever.
My old trainer partners deemed me “The Scout” right before my first fight. After the weigh-ins, we went and got food at 5Guys burgers, and then hit Chick-Fil-A. Now before you tell me that was a bad idea, it was fucking delicious and I felt fine afterwards. I did however move on to Sushi as my after weigh-in meal.
So when we got to the Chick-Fil-A. The drive thru line was long as fuck. Since I was in the back seat I said, “fuck it, I’ll run up and see if it’s quicker to order inside.” I came back and relayed that it would be just as long and we should just stay in the car. Immediately my buddy says, damn bro, you went on a scout mission and came back with good intel.” Or something along those lines. From that point on, they called me scout.
So when we got to the Chick-Fil-A. The drive thru line was long as fuck. Since I was in the back seat I said, “fuck it, I’ll run up and see if it’s quicker to order inside.” I came back and relayed that it would be just as long and we should just stay in the car. Immediately my buddy says, damn bro, you went on a scout mission and came back with good intel.” Or something along those lines. From that point on, they called me scout.
