Lifestyle Finna Grow a Beard AMA/TME

[member 3289]

My wife has given me official approval so today marks Day 1 of #NoShaving. I've grown a mustache before so this shouldn't be too hard.

What do my fellow TMMAC bearders use to keep their beards clean?

What's the best beard dye? It's not the gray I'm worried about but rather the red. I'm 1/8 Scotch-Irish and it only comes through in my facial hair. I will have to dye it brown lest I be labeled a ginger (which CANNOT happen).

Do any of you own Viking-style long boats? Once my beard grows in I'm thinking of crossing the Detroit river to Windsor and pillaging @Sex Chicken's house, so if anyone knows a good boat builder let me know.

 

[member 3289]

 

[ThatOneDude]

Don't use dye, that's for men like Rudy.
Havoc or a Lowe boat with a jet drive or mud motor would be your best bet.
Find a good barber shop in a predominantly African American area to get your beard cleaned up 2 times a month or get clippers and do it yourself.
They make different beard products you can brush in for when you need to clean up.

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

In for the photoshops of @conor mcgregor nut hugger with a beard.

 

[IschKabibble]

A beard is a beard. Don't overthink it. The whole point is to be disgusting.

 

[La Paix]

Ive never met you (thank fuck) but I know your beard will be underwhelming at best.

 

[member 3289]

A beard is a beard. Don't overthink it. The whole point is to be disgusting.

Hold on I'm writing this down.

 

[SoupCan]

Beard oil for the skin under the hairs.

Besrd balm to shape the hairs.

Been beardo for about 7 years now, once you get past the itching part its game on.... stay strong it only lasts a couple days

 

[SuperPig]

Congrats on turning 15.

 

[La Paix]

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[jason73]

In for pics of a hairy pussy

 

[Big Dummy]

Trim the sides and if it comes in patchy or thin, abandon ship.

 

[SongExotic2]

Congrats on turning 15.

Fuck I'm in my 30s and cannot grow one. I'm not talking I can grow a patchy shit beard, I'm talking it just doesn't grow. I can grow whiskers on my chin and lip, but we are talking old man lo Pan style

 

[FINGERS]

What does semen taste like?

 

[Dick Niaz]

Which style are you going with? If you aren't sure ask yourself: "Which one of these really screams 'I live to sip Smirnoff Ice' with a splash of pomegranate juice?"

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

you should get something like this.

 

[Splinty]

In for the photoshops of @conor mcgregor nut hugger with a beard.

Just post pics of him and his current wife beard.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Fuck I'm in my 30s and cannot grow one. I'm not talking I can grow a patchy shit beard, I'm talking it just doesn't grow. I can grow whiskers on my chin and lip, but we are talking old man lo Pan style

No facial hair and no legs. Just how low is your testosterone level?

 

[Poiupoiu]

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

What do my fellow TMMAC bearders use to keep their beards clean?

You treat it the same way you do the hair on your head.

What's the best beard dye?

No.

 

[member 3289]

You treat it the same way you do the hair on your head.

I shave my head with a #2 blade and a set of clippers. Longer hair looks better on me but it's too much trouble.

No.

I'll give it time. Hopefully the red hair won't be prominent. But I will not be known as a ginger.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I shave my head with a #2 blade and a set of clippers.

I shave mine shorter. I wash my beard with the same thing I do my hair.

I'll give it time. Hopefully the red hair won't be prominent. But I will not be known as a ginger.

Doesn't work that way with beards. Red beards are badass viking bears.

 

[RaginCajun]

In for the photoshops of @conor mcgregor nut hugger with a beard.

 

[Splinty]

There's an app

 

[SongExotic2]

No facial hair and no legs. Just how low is your testosterone level?

It must be very low. I never really did sports. I think in the new year I might start doing some extreme training. See if anything changes.