Lifestyle Finna Grow a Beard AMA/TME

[ThatOneDude]

It must be very low. I never really did sports. I think in the new year I might start doing some extreme training. See if anything changes.

Do you eat animal fats?
Maybe try steroids?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Do you eat animal fats?
Maybe try steroids?

Try moving out of Europe?

 

[Jesus X]

I basically just cut off the neck beard part and the hair that goes up to the cheekbones. I also trimmed the mustache so I dont get food or drink on it. I rarely grow out a beard now but I used to grow some huge beards.

 

[Jesus X]

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you should get something like this.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Try moving out of Europe?

Also true, lots of very feminine men there.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Meet me at the Ambassador Bridge. Lean your chin an inch over the border and I’ll uppercut that beard into the Detroit River.
You won’t.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Mammoth Beard has some great products. If you want to earn some easy man points pick up some cedar mint oil. The scent will drastically improve your chances of physical contact from the opposite sex.

Argan Beard Conditioning Oil - Cedar & Mint

Evocative of a day spent on snow-swept mountain peaks, our Cedar and Mint scent has a fresh minty aroma with woodsy undertones and a hint of sweet vanilla.

www.mammothbeard.ca

Your beard smells like pumpkin spice and hash oil.

 

[SongExotic2]

Do you eat animal fats?
Maybe try steroids?

I don't want a beard. Those lack of choice in the matter is irritating tho. I'd like the opportunity to decide I don't want one.

 

[SoupCan]

Mammoth Beard has some great products. If you want to earn some easy man points pick up some cedar mint oil. The scent will drastically improve your chances of physical contact from the opposite sex.

Argan Beard Conditioning Oil - Cedar & Mint

Evocative of a day spent on snow-swept mountain peaks, our Cedar and Mint scent has a fresh minty aroma with woodsy undertones and a hint of sweet vanilla.

www.mammothbeard.ca

cedar and mint sounds like two of the worst smells to ever combine

 

[Splinty]

cedar and mint sounds like two of the worst smells to ever combine

It's actually the exact fragrance of BC itself.

 

[Jesus X]

cedar and mint sounds like two of the worst smells to ever combine

that shit would attack the nostrils I used to work with pepper mint chocolate in one of my side jobs.

 

[Papi Chingon]

that shit would attack the nostrils I used to work with pepper mint chocolate in one of my side jobs.

The fudge packing job?

 

[Jesus X]

The fudge packing job?

yes.

 

[Jesus X]

It's actually the exact fragrance of Big Cock itself.

 

[member 1013]

Loved that show

 

[SongExotic2]

that shit would attack the nostrils I used to work with pepper mint chocolate in one of my side jobs.

 

[Papi Chingon]

thread title should be changed to "finna gloryhole some queers"

 

[jason73]

Whoever got nuthugger for secret santa should get him some test400 so he can finally grow a joseph redcorn moustache

 

[member 3289]

Day 2 of #NoShave. Face is kinda itchy...

 

[ThatOneDude]

Day 2 of #NoShave. Face is kinda itchy...

Just gotta power through it, it'll go away, you can always use your wife's conditioner on it and it will help.

 

[SongExotic2]

Day 2 of #NoShave. Face is kinda itchy...

So stunning and brave

 

[ThatOneDude]

So stunning and brave

I don't even have hair on your legs, you have no business being in this thread.

 

[SongExotic2]

Or whatever that shit they say is.


I honestly can't recall a beard I thought "I wish I had one like that" and I think that's the point. It just grows and you get what you given.

Which for me is fuck all.

 

[SongExotic2]

I don't even have hair on your legs, you have no business being in this thread.

I almost got in a fight with Randy couture

 

[ThatOneDude]

I almost got in a fight with Randy couture

And then he felt bad for you?