It will grow over timeThis thread sucks
If you had a half smoked joint in your mouth I would swear this pic was @Miesha's Taint on a 3 day benderWEEK 1 UPDATE
Insane growth. Hyper masculinity. I posted this on a beard subreddit and my inbox is blowing up with requests to copy my DNA.
Spoiler-tagged so you can wait until your girl isn't around to look:
I'll drive to Bumfuck County in FL where you live if you wanna try saying this to my faceFinna is a stupid word to use. Now, show up at @Sex Chicken ’s location so he can smash you
Ellenton, Fl, 34222I'll drive to Bumfuck County in FL where you live if you wanna try saying this to my face
By Week 1, you mean the beginning of Week 1, right?WEEK 1 UPDATE
Insane growth. Hyper masculinity. I posted this on a beard subreddit and my inbox is blowing up with requests to copy my DNA.
Spoiler-tagged so you can wait until your girl isn't around to look:
Why'd you shave it all off back in August? Any pics of a clean shaved pony? Also was your little girl scared of you without the facial lettuce lol?Went from this
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to clean shaven in August.
This is from today.
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Letting it grow wild and free, none of this limp wristed beard oil nonsense, I strongly approve.Went from this
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to clean shaven in August.
This is from today.
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So how long is it now?just chopped a couple inches off my beard this morning so those fuckin stupid coof masks dont put a big kink in it
mustache and goatee slightly shorter than @Onetrickpony . sides are considerably shorterSo how long is it now?
Based on you're 2nd week update, I think you're fucked. Get used to it, you GINGER!I will have to dye it brown lest I be labeled a ginger (which CANNOT happen)
Coming in nicely.
It got too hot and itchy. It hit that awkward stage where it was like a scarf that almost covered my neck to my shirt but wasn’t long enough as a whole (because I had trimmed my beard a few times and left my goatee) to tie back. My wife hated it so I gave in.Why'd you shave it all off back in August? Any pics of a clean shaved pony? Also was your little girl scared of you without the facial lettuce lol?
Huge mistake. Don't do this.I had trimmed my beard a few times and left my goatee
Looking good1 month update. Got my first shape-up at a barbershop:
Guys I appreciate all the direct messages from people saying how much this thread has motivated or encouraged them, but I want to be realistic - most of the people on this forum lack the requisite testosterone to grow a decent beard.
So if this is something you might finna do, just be honest with yourself and prepare for potential disappointment. But just because you can't grow a beard, it doesn't mean you can't still have an awesome life.
If you were his barber wouldnt you try to cut his throat?Looking good
Not sure your age but that grey is gonna spread like wildfire
Mixed color (red, orange, light brown) beards tend to turn grey at earlier ages than blondos or dark haired people
Your stauche is a bit thin but you don't have any large holes in coverage...Someday your gonna make a great santa
Did the barber try to cut your throat or something?
That is a horrible "beard".1 month update. Got my first shape-up at a barbershop:
Guys I appreciate all the direct messages from people saying how much this thread has motivated or encouraged them, but I want to be realistic - most of the people on this forum lack the requisite testosterone to grow a decent beard.
So if this is something you might finna do, just be honest with yourself and prepare for potential disappointment. But just because you can't grow a beard, it doesn't mean you can't still have an awesome life.
Yea, I gotta be honest, I agree. After a month it should be much thicker. Have you thought about going to the doctor and getting your testosterone levels checked?That is a horrible "beard".
I didn't realize Sweeney Todd opened up a barbershop in FL1 month update. Got my first shape-up at a barbershop:
Guys I appreciate all the direct messages from people saying how much this thread has motivated or encouraged them, but I want to be realistic - most of the people on this forum lack the requisite testosterone to grow a decent beard.
So if this is something you might finna do, just be honest with yourself and prepare for potential disappointment. But just because you can't grow a beard, it doesn't mean you can't still have an awesome life.
If the grey follows the pattern of my beard, it will spread more up the cheeks and sideburns as time passes. I now have a few grey hairs in my actual hair too these days.Looking good
Not sure your age but that grey is gonna spread like wildfire
Mixed color (red, orange, light brown) beards tend to turn grey at earlier ages than blondos or dark haired people
Your stauche is a bit thin but you don't have any large holes in coverage...Someday your gonna make a great santa
Did the barber try to cut your throat or something?