I thought old people had lots of patienceNot bad.
I don't have the patience for that shit. I just set the trimmer on 3 and call it a day.
Almost 5 months in and I thought I'd give some advice for the noobs:
1. You may not be able to do this and that's ok.
2. It will feel like shit and look like shit for at least a month. It will continue looking like shit for 2-3 months, depending on how fast your hair grows.
3. Moisturizer for the first month, beard oil alone for months 2-4, start using balm with the oil after month 4.
4. A quick blow-dry after you get out of the shower will do wonders in terms of straightening. No matter how your hair comes in, it will eventually curl once it hits a certain length.
For more tips, hit me up via email - beardedscotsman@gmail.com.
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They definitely don’t. Trust me. They’ll walk in the door and start complaining about how long they’ve been waiting to check out.I thought old people had lots of patience
They just want their bait and tackle.They definitely don’t. Trust me. They’ll walk in the door and start complaining about how long they’ve been waiting to check out.
In all seriousness, I think the majority of guys could probably grow one, but they just can't get through those first few months.F yeah! Nice work. I admit it, I underestimated both your genetics and fortitude to make it happen but that’s a legit beard.
Nah, I’m talking about at Office Depot, not at the bait shop.They just want their bait and tackle.
Nah, I’m talking about at Office Depot, not at the bait shop.
says the guy who bangs 2 dollar 3rd world hookerswhy did i get an alert on this thread?
beards are pubic hair on your chin
gross
i get 2 dollar massages all the timesays the guy who bangs 2 dollar 3rd world hookers
You blow-dry yours?I have a pretty damn full COVID beard. Mine grows evenly, so no awkward months, but I did need to do some trimming and shaping recently.
I comb it daily and wash/oil it twice a week. Salt and pepper AF due to my advanced age. Very happy with the results.
I have a pretty damn full COVID beard. Mine grows evenly, so no awkward months, but I did need to do some trimming and shaping recently.
I comb it daily and wash/oil it twice a week. Salt and pepper AF due to my advanced age. Very happy with the results.
You blow-dry yours?
As gay as it sounds, it has saved the ends of my beard from weird curls.
Wait, you guys actually do stuff to your beards?No. I air dry it and sometimes comb it with a straightener. Otherwise, I'd have a chin 'fro.
1 inch?Wait, you guys actually do stuff to your beards?
i wash it once a day, and trim it with hair clippers to 1 inch once every 4-6 weeks.
Other than that, it is wild and free
Almost 5 months in and I thought I'd give some advice for the noobs:
1. You may not be able to do this and that's ok.
2. It will feel like shit and look like shit for at least a month. It will continue looking like shit for 2-3 months, depending on how fast your hair grows.
3. Moisturizer for the first month, beard oil alone for months 2-4, start using balm with the oil after month 4.
4. A quick blow-dry after you get out of the shower will do wonders in terms of straightening. No matter how your hair comes in, it will eventually curl once it hits a certain length.
For more tips, hit me up via email - beardedscotsman@gmail.com.
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1 inch at it's shortest, occasionally I go a few months without a trim (usually in winter) and I look like a sort of greying version of bigfoot.1 inch?
This thread is about real beards, bruv.
Do most of the trailers down south have textured ceilings from the 80s?Almost 5 months in and I thought I'd give some advice for the noobs:
1. You may not be able to do this and that's ok.
2. It will feel like shit and look like shit for at least a month. It will continue looking like shit for 2-3 months, depending on how fast your hair grows.
3. Moisturizer for the first month, beard oil alone for months 2-4, start using balm with the oil after month 4.
4. A quick blow-dry after you get out of the shower will do wonders in terms of straightening. No matter how your hair comes in, it will eventually curl once it hits a certain length.
For more tips, hit me up via email - beardedscotsman@gmail.com.
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Yes.Do most of the trailers down south have textured ceilings from the 80s?
When I pass dog owners walking their dogs, I've noticed the dogs give me a wider berth now. I'm finna start barking at the ones that get too close.1 inch at it's shortest, occasionally I go a few months without a trim (usually in winter) and I look like a sort of greying version of bigfoot.
When I'm feeling antisocial, I put a chicken's leg bone in my beard. People give me a wide berth.When I pass dog owners walking their dogs, I've noticed the dogs give me a wider berth now. I'm finna start barking at the ones that get too close.