Lifestyle Finna Grow a Beard AMA/TME

[FINGERS]

That's some digit you're packing there

 

[Sex Chicken]

I bet that beard smells like Monster energy drink and hobo cum.

 

[Qat]

If I saw you on the street like that I'd ask you if you need a place to sleep.

 

[The Big Guy]

The yeard. Exactly one year ago I decided to grow a beard. I've had my sides and cheeks shaped up a few times and my mustache trimmed down once, but I haven't touched the length of the actual beard.

People often ask me, "How can I grow a beard like that?" My answer is always the same...

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You can't.

I wish I had more time to make fun of you

You look like jack dorsey's gay lover

 

[member 3289]

If I saw you on the street like that I'd ask you if you need a place to sleep.

Thank you.

 

[member 3289]

I wish I had more time to make fun of you

You look like jack dorsey's gay lover
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Thank you.

 

[Hauler]

The yeard. Exactly one year ago I decided to grow a beard. I've had my sides and cheeks shaped up a few times and my mustache trimmed down once, but I haven't touched the length of the actual beard.

People often ask me, "How can I grow a beard like that?" My answer is always the same...

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You can't.

You need some scars and a better NFL team.

 

[Poiupoiu]

"How can I grow a beard like that?" My answer is always the same...

why would a normal person want to look homeless ?

 

[member 3289]

Coyotes HATE me

 

[SuperPig]

Coyotes HATE me

That's not unique to coyotes.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

 

[Dick Niaz]

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[Speaker to Animals]

All I did was suggest things to a bunch of drug addled, mentally ill hippies.

That shit's on them, myaaaaaan

 

[Hauler]

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I feel like you should know things.

But...

I've also read your posts on here.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

I feel like you should know things.

But...

I've also read your posts on here.

Why would you think that especially after reading my posts?

Knowing things is for chumps and nerds.

 

[Hauler]

Why would you think that especially after reading my posts?

Knowing things is for chumps and nerds.

 

[La Paix]

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Which one of your victims snapped that photo?

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Which one of your victims snapped that photo?

They all did. It's my crime scene calling card. I make them take the photos.

Law enforcement investigators call me The Bloody Beard.

 

[member 3289]

Tbh I don't consider men without beards real "men" any more...

 

[Dick Niaz]

Tbh I don't consider men without beards real "men" any more...

Is that what you tell yourself the following morning?

 

[NotBanjaxo]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger every morning in the bathroom:

 

[La Paix]

Tried to blow dry for first time. Might need some more length.

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As a reminder I’m happily married so please layoff on the PMs about nudes and chats

 

[sparkuri]

Tried to blow dry for first time. Might need some more length.

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As a reminder I’m happily married so please layoff on the PMs about nudes and chats

Nice nostrils


Pfft...

 

[Sex Chicken]

Tried to blow dry for first time. Might need some more length.

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As a reminder I’m happily married so please layoff on the PMs about nudes and chats

Gross.

 

[La Paix]

Gross.

You’re the kinda guy who has a hyphenated last name.