What’s the first order of business after getting released from prison after getting arrested on charges of domestic battery, criminal mischief, and resisting arrest?
For Michael Anthony Johnson, a true Florida Man, it’s breaking into your ex-girlfriend’s home and plastering the place with your feces, for at least one child’s eyes to see.
Via WESH:
A family of four had a rude awakening Friday morning when the homeowner’s ex broke in and defecated on several of the family’s belongings, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office…
Johnson is accused of defecating on the victim’s bed sheets, a glass kitchen plate, a wallet and a dresser….
“The defendant had only been out of jail two days before violating the no contact order,” investigators said in the arrest report.
Seems like a logical way to get back to prison as quickly as possible.
Johnson was charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling, criminal mischief, sanitary nuisance, providing false information to law enforcement, petit theft and aggravated stalking.
