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I was trying to raise awareness for manatee conservation
 
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Papi Chingon

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What is it about Florida that attracts all the mongaloids?
Manatees may dumb, stupid looking and chubby, but they are not mongloids. They are however attracted to Florida because of the mongloid population. I hope that clears things up. Florida is a very mysterious place.
 

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Manatees may dumb, stupid looking and chubby, but they are not mongloids. They are however attracted to Florida because of the mongloid population. I hope that clears things up. Florida is a very mysterious place.
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I wanna go back there and enjoy and partake
 
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Manatees may dumb, stupid looking and chubby, but they are not mongloids. They are however attracted to Florida because of the mongloid population. I hope that clears things up. Florida is a very mysterious place.
Say this to my face
 

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I know two people from Florida. One is a midget. The other wears a toe ring and talks sexually to squirrels.
 

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And bones nose. Who has met those two and they both said he's a fukn weirdo
 

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Manatees may dumb, stupid looking and chubby, but they are not mongloids. They are however attracted to Florida because of the mongloid population. I hope that clears things up. Florida is a very mysterious place.
oddly enough it was studies done in florida that proved that manatees are actually smarter than previously thought.

Reep found that manatee's brain, despite lacking folds (like in humans and dolphins), functions the same way as the brain of highly intelligent mammals. "The brain looks just as complex internally as any other mammalian brain," said Reep. The manatees have learned to respond to whistles and stop at underwater targets
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And this is the kind of story that doesn't get reported daily here, because 15 other CRAZIER stories get top billing..... But yeah, this shit is typical. I remember seeing a few dumbass drunken rednecks over in Wekiva Springs try to grab an alligator by the tail. I also remember this dumbass loud drunk fat chick and her dumbass friends trying to catch baby sea turtles on Cocoa Beach...... In both instances the cops came and ticketed them (almost arrested the fat bitch)..... This state is filled with morons
 
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And this is the kind of story that doesn't get reported daily here, because 15 other CRAZIER stories get top billing..... But yeah, this shit is typical. I remember seeing a few dumbass drunken rednecks over in Wekiva Springs try to grab an alligator by the tail. I also remember this dumbass loud drunk fat chick and her dumbass friends trying to catch baby sea turtles on Cocoa Beach...... In both instances the cops came and ticketed them (almost arrested the fat bitch)..... This state is filled with morons
Bitch should have been arrested. As you know we take our sea turtles very seriously. On the coast in Ft Lauderdale all the street lights are red at night so as not to confuse the baby sea turtle hatchlings.
 
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Bitch should have been arrested. As you know we take our sea turtles very seriously. On the coast in Ft Lauderdale all the street lights are red at night so as not to confuse the baby sea turtle hatchlings.
TRUTH!!!! It pissed off TON of people... Typical fat, stringy haired blonde, drinking beers on the beach... Probably from Ocala or Apopka area... Just loud and obnoxious, but somehow probably thought she was hot.... Funny thing was the cops had to escort her away, because she was talking so much shit to people that there was a line of girls circling looking to beat her ass (I'm sure some guys too).... That fucking cow should have been dropped