General Florida man survives bear attack, needs lots of facial stitches

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Jehannum

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Surprised it wasn't Thiago Alves trying to get out of another fight!

anyone remember when the storm was too serious for him to fly? those boys at ATT were outside training in it ffs

 
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We deal with way worse shit than bears down here. You pussies from the other 49 states have no idea...
 
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In all seriousness the area he lives in (Naples, southwestern Florida) has black bears, panthers (what we call mountain lions/cougars down here), and alligators.

Oh and let's not even forget invasive Burmese pythons that can grow up to 20 feet long.

Damn nature, you scary.